25 Apr 2012

Look at this: Classic film noir period New York City! No glass boxes. Looking at these I can almost hear Richard Rodgers' "Slaughter on Tenth Avenue" playing in my head. Cool.

Also interesting: The Grizzly Bear Chair.

My son pointed out this delightful country music video to me: Lisa Gail Allred's "The Three Second Rule". He says it's a rationale for nuking Texas; I say you don't really need one. This causes me to want to jam icepicks into my eardrums, which, I suppose, is an Oedipal reaction.

Last night Cari and I watched another Rick Sebak PBS documentary, this one about flea markets. Sebak's work is always fun Americana... a goal of mine this summer is to see them all. One of the flea markets featured was the one in D.C., Eastern Market. As long as we've lived here in the East, 28 years in June, we've never visited this place - mainly because I dislike going into D.C. because the parking almost always sucks. I supposed it was just a name on a Metro stop, not an actual market. We'll have to visit some Saturday.

By request, I scanned and posted my sixth grade composition book for a Monterey Avenue Elementary School (Burbank) Facebook page; I'm probably one of the very few who kept his all these years. It's here. You can see what an out of control hellion I was as a twelve year-old and what a martinet my teacher was, but only with the boys - she was a lesbian who apparently had problems with males. (I had the great misfortune to have her for both fifth and sixth grades.) Yet another teacher who expects boys to act like girls... good thing they didn't start prescribing Ritalin back then or she might have convinced my parents to drug me into submission (which is what I'm convinced is happening to boys all across the country).

Anyway, my health record says it all: by the time Miss Johnson was done with me I was neurotic and recommended for psychiatric counseling at UCLA. In junior high I'd develop further problems resulting in gastric reflux, daily stomach pains and an ulcer I'd find out about years later. School pretty much sucked until high school.

It's funny... sixth grade was 44 years ago, but when I reread these composition book pages to comment upon, I began to seethe with anger. There's no slight like a childhood slight, I guess.

I was delighted to see that I have lost 1.8 pounds since I last stepped on the scale Friday morning (all that garage attic work must have expended some extra calories); this takes me to 30.2 pounds lost since January 6th. Time for another celebratory banana split!

The challenge, now, will be not to add any weight for the next week or so. I'm taking time off from work and will probably not be doing any updates here until I return. Or I will! I don't know.

Vaya con Dios.


24 Apr 2012

I again watched my all-time favorite spy film last night, The Man Who Came in from the Cold (1965), with Richard Burton. I love it. It's bleak, cynical and realistic - everything the Bond films aren't. I have blogged about it before.

I did some quick research on the matter of Numbers Stations before I went to bed, and listened to some. (Numbers Stations are rogue shortwave broadcasts of recited, apparently random numbers, which are undoubtedly coded messages from the undercover security services of various nations. Article here.) They have a sound all their own, and as I fell asleep I could hear phantom broadcasters endlessly reciting numbers...

Yesterday I also once again heaved my large, ancient body up the steps into the garage attic, and installed some more wood along the carefully defined path where I walk to store things, making the area a lot safer. You now actively have to search for ways to put your leg through the ceiling drywall; it's much harder to fall through the ceiling.

When I was in the Marines I once saw my civilian co-worker fall through some ceiling tiles with a crash. It was a comic and horrible sight at the same time. Erv was made of iron, however (he made the landing at Guadacanal as a young Marine) and so he kind of shrugged, brushed himself off, checked for broken bones - none - and continued to work. But I made a mental note: Avoid doing that yourself.

Erv was an amazing guy; I write about him here, in my Avocado Memories Marine Corps page. He spent (I think) nearly ten years in the Marines beginning in World War II, and worked at Camp Pendleton in Southern California as a civilian telephone cable splicer/technician. When I worked with him in the mid-Seventies he was in his early fifties but very fit, and as strong as a bull. He was built like a fireplug or a beer keg - a compact but powerful man. I once saw him balance a ladder and scale up most of it quickly and then most of the way down again before he lost balance - quite acrobatic!

He absolutely relished hard work. He was never happier than when he had a rifle or a shovel in his hand. Erv was one of those old school men who lived on coffee (unfiltered Camels!) and cigarettes. I became a coffee drinker, thanks to his influence. We drank about six to eight cups a day. Indeed, I had a series of coffee mugs I brought with me into the truck. I noticed that among the civilians who were World War II era former Marines, it was something of a matter of pride to have a nasty looking and rarely washed coffee mug. I could never develop one; mine kept breaking in the truck. I gave up coffee when I joined the Mormon church - and enjoyed some immediate health benefits - but to this day when I smell coffee grounds I grow desirous.

There didn't seem to be anything mechanical that Erv couldn't repair, and I learned a lot from him in this respect. Telephone cable air compressors, electronic equipment, tires, automotive engines... you name it. I learned two important things from him in this respect:

1.) Try it. If something is broken, carefully take it apart and see how it ticks. You can probably find and repair the problem if you look carefully and think. I have found this to be the case many, many times, and have picked up something of the Mr. Fixit reputation Erv had. When I was a young Marine, emulating Erv, I once tore into the complicated workings of my sealed Volkswagen speedometer and super glued a cracked nylon gear back together, repairing it for as long as I had the car. I was rather amazed with myself, but learned the "try it" lesson.

2.) Search for that which is lost. Many is the time that I would see Erv look carefully on the ground where a screw, washer or some other small item had been dropped. Not being a child of the Depression I'd simply grab a new part, but Erv would look. It was a rare instance where he couldn't find what he had dropped, and I picked up this thrifty and diligent habit from him. It is a rare that I cannot find something I've lost because I make a concerted effort to find it.

I am happy to report that Erv is still alive and doing well in Washington state; it does not surprise me at all to learn that he has a business repairing antique clocks. I got a rather amazing Christmas present from him last year.


23 Apr 2012

Friday's NSO concert was, as always, wonderful. I liked the Frank Bridge piece about the sea (I plan to find it on a CD) and the Rachmaninoff First Piano Concerto about as much as I like his more famous Second and Third. The Elgar symphony - not so much. It had its moments, but it's not a piece I feel like I need to know. It's kind of... oh, what's the word? Stodgy.
Photos here, here and here. And yes, I did see that Johannes Brahms-looking guy at the concert. He wasn't sitting front row center, however, he now sits on an aisle seat five rows back. The Kennedy Center shows no respect to great composers!

On Friday night my wife and I watched one of Werner Hertzog's more whacked out productions, Even Dwarves Started Small (1970). The setting: Some kind of institution or barracks in the Canary Islands. The cast: Dwarves - no normal sized people. The plot: The dwarves, unhappy with the treatment they receive at the hands of their overseer, revolt. They kill a sow, stage a mock wedding, crucify a monkey, burn potted plants, taunt a pair of blind dwarves, race a car around in circles, giggle a lot and throw stuff. (A very brief scene.) Chickens are shown. Hertzog: "I am afraid of chickens because they are so stupid." All right, then.

I also watched the Alfred Hitchcock film Lifeboat (1944). It's a classic - but a rather silly classic.

Finally, I checked out the film noir Money Madness (1948). The primary interest in it was watching

Beaver's father, Hugh Beaumont, as a vicious killer. I quite liked it!

I worked hard this past weekend!

Did yard sales, of course, and since I taped my iPhone to my rear view mirror for a timelapse shoot of a typical yard sale morning, you can watch. (Video here.)

I'll try a video again with better results some other time; now I know what time interval I should use, how to frame the shots, etc.

We spent time Saturday mowing lawns and mulching beds and finished just as the rains starting coming down. (In rained in the D.C. area starting Saturday early evening and continued until just a few hours ago.) I also took that yard sale plywood and laid it down in the garage attic. I spent a lot of time up there yesterday, squaring things away. It is now much safer - you can walk without as much fear of putting your leg through the ceiling - and stuff is either hung up or stacked more neatly. I plan to put some more wood down tonight to make it safer to walk.

I finished watching season eighteen of my favorite television show, Top Gear - it was as good as ever. That show is displaying no signs of decay. I suspect that shark jumpage is some ways away, yet.


20 Apr 2012

Today is going to be my favorite kind of Friday. I'm taking a half day off and making my way to the Kennedy Center to hear my favorite musical instrument, the National Symphony Orchestra.

They'll be doing the Rachmaninoff First Piano Concerto, Frank Bridge's The Sea - Suite for Orchestra and Elgar's First Symphony. I am unfamiliar with all three works so this will be new music for me - cool! Before I get seated, however, I go to the Cup'a Cup'a sandwich shop at the Watergate and have my traditional hot corned beef on rye with Swiss, and, afterwards, stroll around on the roof of the Kennedy Center to look at the Potomac. (Photos of a previous concert here.) Maybe Johannes Brahms will be in attendance today.

A notable Burbanker, Dick Clark ("America's Oldest Teenager") died earlier this week; I am sorry to hear of it. I suppose the "Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve" broadcast will now become "Ryan Seacrest's Rockin' New Year's Eve," and the changing of the guard is fine. I actually like Ryan Seacrest, he has a good all-around television presenter personality. I hope they do a Dick Clark retrospective this year. Some of my friends always lamented at Clark's post-stroke appearance during these later broadcasts, saying that he should have given it up. I disagreed; I always liked seeing him. It was encouraging. Aging happens - so do strokes, heart problems, liver spots, hair loss, wrinkles and other signs of decrepitude. Do we hide ourselves away and withdraw from life, ashamed for some reason, or do we carry on with the new normal? We carry on. Sometimes life can be physically or emotionally reduced to simply putting one foot in front of the other, but it's still important to do that. A now retired friend of mine once said, "You stop, you drop." I think he's right.

Fun fact: Dick Clark and I had one thing in common - we were or are both married to women named Cari Clark.

I am the only person I know who has seen - and liked! - Dick Clark's now forgotten 1960 movie Because They're Young, where he portrayed a caring high school teacher. Best of all, a football scene was shot at the field at my high school, Burbank High; I could recognize those buildings in the background anywhere.

Jonathan Frid, the original - and best! - Barnabas Collins from Dark Shadows, also died this week at age 87. You know what was cool about him? He actively ran his own web site, jonathanfrid.com as an octogenarian, as a way to reach out to his fans. I respect that. It wasn't glitzy at all and was far from modern web site standards insofar as bells and whistles are concerned (as my own websites are), but who cares? It had the personal touch.

If I get to my eighties I hope I can still make videos like this.

Earlier this week I reported finding a VHS copy of Virginia's famous "Flag Film" (the work they show at the New Market battlefield park visitor's center) on an e-Bay auction and buying it. It arrived yesterday - and I am very sorry to report that this New Market: Field of Honor is not the New Market: Field of Honor production colloquially known as the Flag Film. How annoying! This is the commemorative video produced for the occasion of the 125th anniversary event held in 1989. It's okay, because I was present at this and see friends in it, but it's not really want I wanted. The search continues.

Recently I've been contributing - perhaps excessively - to a Facebook page dedicated to the elementary school in Burbank I once attended, Monterey Avenue School. Somebody encouraged me and the stories began pouring out. As requested, I am now scanning the pages of my sixth grade composition book for the reading enjoyment of the other boys who suffered under the dictatorship of our teacher, Miss Wilda Johnson. She was a lesbian and had a distinct bias against boys. In my opinion she never should have been allowed to teach. It's interesting to note the distaste for her - "the Wildabeast" - among the other male contributors to this page. As I suspected, I was not alone. But that didn't help me when I was eleven and twelve - it certainly seemed like I was.

Childhood slights are so strongly felt! Even as an adult. I can forgive, but forgetting is impossible.

Weight loss this past week, three pounds, made up for the week before when I lost only .4 pounds. So I have now lost 28.4 pounds in fifteen weeks, about 1.9 pounds per week on average. Still good. Perhaps I haven't yet hit the dreaded "dieter's plateau." I am looking forward to my next celebratory banana split when I reach the thirty pounds lost milestone.

Have a great weekend!




19 Apr 2012

It's the 150th anniversary of "Taps" coming up! Can you imagine the pressure on the poor bugler who has to play this 150th anniversary performance? Everyone is hushed and expectant; there's nowhere to hide. What pressure!

Far more pressure, however, was experienced by Keith Clark, the former principal bugler of the U.S. Army Band, who had to perform in front of millions (via broadcast) at the funeral of JFK in 1963. He cracked (misplayed) a note - but was forgiven. In fact, the missed note quickly became a metaphorical device for writers. Here's that interesting story.

I attended an all-day training session about corporate stuff yesterday. Getting me to sit in place to listen to management jargon is tough. I heard my current least favorite phrase, "Eat our own dog food." This is a singularly nasty mental image; I wish they'd retire this one, pronto. My favorite mixed metaphor heard during the day was, "We can't ignore the pink elephant in the room." ("Ignoring the elephant in the room," of course, is a popular phrase meant to invoke the idea of studiedly ignoring the major fact in the discussion... but pink elephants are only seen by one class of person: thoroughly inebriated to the point of hallucination. It was also a bizarre Disney song.) When the speaker let this one slip I looked around the room to see if anyone else thought it funny, but I saw no reactions.

Of course Maslow and his wretched Hierarchy made it into the conversation... it seems you can't have a discussion about personnel management without him; at least, not in the 28 years I've been exposed to the corporate culture. There are times I wish I could travel back in time and assassinate him before he could formulate his theories. I also heard "It is what it is," which always causes me to grimace, it being the pet phrase of a spectacularly boorish executive we once suffered through. He left before his first year was up, but his legacy remains. Popeye the Sailor Man - "I yam what I yam" - should sue for copyright violation.

My specialty in these meetings is to bring up original, well-articulated points without using corporate jargon. I can tell if I'm hitting a responsive chord by noting how many people nod their heads in assent or smile while I'm talking, and hearing my comment referred to later on. What always irritates me, however, is getting a "That's a good point" or "That's a good question" in response from the facilitator. I know it was - I'm not an idiot. This feels patronizing. But I suspect that it's a rote method to buy some added time to think of a reply.

It's also time we retired Albert Einstein's purported quote about the definition of insanity, "Trying the same thing over and over and expecting a different result." This has come into vogue in meetings, big time, and whenever it's invoked people sagely nod their heads, as if receiving the Wisdom of the Ages. The problem is, Mr. Einstein lived in the era before computer software became common. I have repeatedly "tried the same thing" multiple times with software applications and gotten different results. Is there some process running in the background causing a problem? Has a condition changed somehow that you cannot detect which influences the outcome? Is the LAN busy? Authentication problem? It's not insanity - it's sound troubleshooting technique.

I am now reading a provocative book by favorite modern novelist, Umberto Eco (shown above), The Prague Cemetery which gives a fanciful origin of European wars and intrigues. Eco is a wonderful writer. A reviewer once mentioned that you cannot read one of his books and not feel like your IQ hasn't been elevated a few points. Conspiracies, occult knowledge, coups d'etat - Dan Brown may have gotten more fame out of this style of thing with his (silly) DaVinci Code, but it's really Eco's stock in trade and he does a much better job of it.

(Funny thing is, Eco's book reminds me a lot of another work - a highly-regarded 1988 Blue Oyster Cult Lp, Imaginos, the songs for which involve an account of world history and European wars being influenced by a human cult led by extraterrestials!)

I haven't gotten there yet, but Eco's book involves a real historical book, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, an anti-Semitic hoax that is one of the most balefully influential books in world history, adopted as it was by the Nazis and used as partial justification for the Final Solution. It describes a Jewish plan for world domination; no less a man than Henry Ford financed the printing of 500,000 copies which were distributed in the United States in the 1920s. I think Eco's protagonist, a forger of documents, is responsible for it - but I haven't read that far yet.





18 Apr 2012

The space shuttle Discovery did its much-publicized grand fly around the D.C. area yesterday, and I got it on camera. Sort of. Video here. The problem was that the video lens on my iPhone isn't optimized for telephoto... and Windows Live Movie Maker doesn't have a zoom feature.

I think NASA should have flown a streamer from the rear end of the shuttle: "Restore our space exploration budget, please, Congress." A co-worker of mine told me that this flight cost eleven million dollars in logistics, flying the shuttle atop a adapted 747 from Florida to Dulles airport. Let us hope not. Even by the standards of Federal government waste, fraud and abuse - Colombian prostitutes for the Secret Service, lavish parties in Las Vegas and giveaway iPods for the GSA - that's a lot of money.

The space shuttle! Was it really so long ago that the first one lifted off? 1981; I was in college at the time. Now we have to rely upon Russia - the former Soviet Union! - to get our astronauts into space. This is as bad as having to rely upon Mexico for Coca-Cola made with sugar. Sad days for the Republic, indeed. I don't take surveys, but if one came along and asked what I thought of the direction our country is taking, my answer would be "Dire on all accounts."

I watched a highly-regarded psychological thriller/neo-noir from Great Britain last night, Seance on a Wet Afternoon (1964), about a psychic and her weak-willed husband planning a kidnapping for the sake of publicity. (A daft premise for a film... it doesn't occur to them that a successful psychic locating a kidnapped child would make her become Suspect Number One?) I can't figure out why this film is so highly rated. Normally I appreciate understated drama, but this one is so slow moving and subtle that there's no real payoff. The acting by Kim Stanley and Richard Attenborough that is supposed to be so fabulous is merely adequate. In fact, there are a few drawn out talky bits in this where I fell asleep! I want that one hour and 55 minutes of my life back!

(There's an interesting bit of dialogue in the 1981 neo-noir, Body Heat, given by way of advice by a criminal to a lawyer planning a murder: "I got a serious question for you - What the %$! are you doing? This is not %#$%! for you to be messin' with. Are you ready to hear something? I want you to see if this sounds familiar: any time you try a decent crime, you got fifty ways you're gonna %#^! up. If you think of twenty-five of them, then you're a genius... and you ain't no genius. You remember who told me that?" It's a pity screenwriters don't apply that same introspection and self-examination to their scripts - I'm convinced the result would be movies with far more sensible plots.)

I had to do some more work in the garage today. The problem was the cabinet on the other side of the wall. Once I got the new ones up, it became painfully obvious that the other was not hung on the same level. So I raised it by three inches - all by myself. I developed a way whereby I could stand on a ladder and hold the cabinet in place with my upper legs while I screwed it into the wall studs. Tricky and resourceful. Next I plan to play a drum via a mechanism connected to my elbows, a harmonica with my mouth, cymbals with my knees and go a-busking, like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

We ran the Webelos scouts around last night for our den meeting. There are some ten year-old boys who have so little body fat that they can do sit ups all day, so we altered the rule a bit to make it max number of sit-ups in two minutes. One kid last year hit 200 rather easily. He'd do a stretch of about fifty, ask the kid holding him down how many he did, look around innocently and ask if he should do more, and do another group of fifty. This seemed to go on for an inordinately long time. I can't ever remember having that kind of strength to flexibility ratio.

Little mutants...


17 Apr 2012

The shuttlecraft Discovery is doing a fly-by in D.C. this morning (that is to say, it's flying in from Cape Canaveral atop a 747), and I think half the city is going to be clogging the roads to go see it. I was considering driving out to Gravelly Point to catch a glimpse, but as it took me roughly twice as long to get into work as it normally does this morning, I think I'll pass.

I installed my new yard sale cabinets in the garage: short video here, photos here. It doubles my cabinet space; more room for knobs, outlet hardware, extra faucet handles, etc. that I'll probably never have the need to use but feel I must keep. I knew I'd find some usable cabinets sooner or later if I kept my eyes open... Now I have to raise the one on the opposite side of the wall up three inches. It doesn't look right anymore.

I watched a rather ho-hum film noir the other night: The Capture (1950), a Western that's not a Western. It's a Roy Rogersish production where you see people wandering about riding horses and wearing cowboy hats. Then a car pulls into view, giving you visual confirmation that the film is not, in fact, set in the 1800's, but, rather, in modern times. Were there really places in the West like that in the 1940's and 1950's, where horses and cars were considered more or less interchangeable modes of transport? Or was this a Republic Studios thing?

Oddly enough, a plot point in this is that, psychologically, a man cannot raise his arm to signify surrender to the authorities and therefore takes a fatalistic view that's he's going to be killed. (Because he killed somebody under identical circumstances.) Weird. Also, there's a comic sequence where the protagonist is bathing in a barrel that I really could have done without.

I added three new Picasa photo galleries for no good reason other than that I was cleaning up an old photo of myself and sort of got on a roll: U.S. Marines photos, Reenactment photos, 1985 Battlefield panoramics.

How to End the War.

I sort of went into Avocado Memories mode with the captioning for this one.

Last night I found and bought a VHS copy of the legendary New Market Battlefield Park "Flag Film," formally known as New Market: Field of Honor. It's a low budget production from 1967 that they used to show at the visitor's center. It stars no human beings. Instead, the VMI flag marches out from VMI, brews a pot of coffee atop a campfire and rests against a tree, then assaults the Yanks at New Market and wins imperishable honor for itself. The production was something of a favorite of reenactors in the 1980's; the killjoys at the park replaced it with a more credible, Emmy-winning production that is now shown repeatedly every day.

I once attended a scout camporee at New Market; I warned the scouts about the flag film, but that didn't keep them from giggling all through it. They totally lost it in the second film Stonewall's Valley, at the line "Baldy Dick Ewell extended himself..." I'm trying to find that film as well,

A guy at work introduced me to the Ball Watch line... based more or less on railroad industry watch designs from the last century. I like the Trainmaster series. Nice... I really like those script numbers which look like those found on a grandfather's clock. It's somewhat difficult to come up with distinct watch designs, but it appears Ball has done that.

Webelos den meeting tonight. We're starting the Athlete activity pin, which means running these little guys around some and getting them to do long jumps and sit-ups. Generally speaking, the average ten year-old boy is happier when he's in motion than when he's sitting at a table listening to a cub leader talk.





16 Apr 2012

At left: a hypothetical United States-United Kingdom flag, quartering both flags. Interesting. When would one fly such a thing? I have no idea. Visits by the Queen, perhaps?

I had a weird and chaotic night last night, thanks to an overwarm room and vivid dreaming. I have now forgotten what all the dreams were - just as well, they never translate into blog material very gracefully - save that they led to the rather original observation that a high school campus is always a more "beloved" place than one's college campus. High school is a time fraught with emotions and hormones, and it's a place one is elevated to after middle school. It's attained when you are at a young and impressionable age. You can also be a big fish in a small pond in a high school - or, at least, you can feel like one. A college campus, on the other hand, is just a place you pay to go to on a customer basis, and is rather large and impersonal. So it doesn't have the emotional undertones which make a high school campus a fonder place. That's the conclusion I had arrived at in my dream. Does it sound at all valid? Or is this just weird dream logic?

(Historical note: I was one of a graduating high school class of 555. My college, BYU, had over 27,000 students when I was there.)

My weekend video sets the controls of the Way Back Machine to June 1988, at the 125th anniversary reenacted Battle of Gettysburg. It was colossal. How colossal? Watch the video (only 4 1/2 minutes long) and check out the numbers of Federal troops. A small army! I made the video because after I had obtained a good VHS tape I realized my friends were in the last part of it. (I'm not, which always seems to be the way of it.)

The noise and tumult in the Federal line during Pickett's Charge was incredible; I have never before or since heard such a racket in a battle reenactment. Afterwards, the field got oddly silent, with just the sound of the wind and the flags whipping about. The bugler near us played taps - it was an incredible moment. It was repeated in subsequent events, and got to be something of a tradition (sometimes very badly executed), but this was the first time. A very memorable event!

A nice weekend... yard sales produced two new wall cabinets for my garage ($5!). I am in the process of hanging and painting them now. I'll post photos when I am done.

I also got some hammock time in. Ahhhh... the hammock.

On Friday night I watched a nice British family film, Millions (2004), which combines spiritual themes with a plot about boys finding money, lots and lots of money. One boy, who is visited by saints, wants to give it to the poor. His brother wants to spend it. A clever and satisfying film.

I also watched a thoroughly oddball Irish film noir, Johnny Nobody (1961). The plot is preposterous: a murder is concocted whereby a man who claims to have no knowledge of who he is - the title character - shoots and kills an atheist. He says God told him to do it. He goes to court. A murder plot emerges, investigated by a parish priest. Really, did Irish people get so worked up about atheists that they could condone them getting shot and murdered in the light of day? I don't believe it!


13 Apr 2012

Friday the thirteenth! Checking the appropriate entry in my favorite resource, wikipedia, I note with interest that the superstitions about Friday the 13th date no further back than 1869. However, Fridays have been considered unlucky since the 14th century - which clearly suggests that society back then didn't have the weekdays-work, weekends-play system we have now.

Also, this: "One author, noting that references are all but nonexistent before 1907 but frequently seen thereafter, has argued that its popularity derives from the publication that year of Thomas W. Lawson's popular novel Friday, the Thirteenth, in which an unscrupulous broker takes advantage of the superstition to create a Wall Street panic on a Friday the 13th." Hmmmm.

One last nugget: "The fear of Friday the 13th has been called friggatriskaidekaphobia (Frigga being the name of the Norse goddess for whom 'Friday' is named and triskaidekaphobia meaning fear of the number thirteen)."

A headlight in my VW went out yesterday; I think I'll invite my Bug-owning neighbor (the one who I helped change out a battery some weeks ago) to watch me replace it. It's a somewhat tricky process. Those cars are constructed like puzzles. You will observe that there are lots of New Beetles on the road with only one headlight - I know why.

I posted some stuff to Burbankia today.

Last night my wife and I watched the first half of a two and a half hour Coca Cola documentary. It's interesting, but hardly an unbiased work. I wonder if the company didn't fund it; Coca-Cola archivists are quoted at length and it seems to hold to the corporate line. It asserts that the product never had any cocaine in it in a sly way, by quoting Asa Chandler's remark about there not being "one atom of cocaine in an ocean full of Coca-Cola." That may have been true when he said it, but it is true that early formulations had cocaine in it. From one source: "It has been estimated that John Pemberton's original 'Coke,' as it was nicknamed, contained almost 9 milligrams of cocaine per glass. But caffeine increases the effect of cocaine and most customers usually drank more than one glass of Coke; sometimes several throughout the day. Three Cokes would provide roughly 30 milligrams of cocaine, which compares with the 20 to 30 milligrams normally 'snorted' in a day by a contemporary cocaine user. So it shouldn't be a surprise that Atlanta's soda fountains soon became almost as popular as its saloons."

I used to drink Coke in the famous and beloved 6 1/2 ounce glass bottles when I was a twelve year old - mainly because I liked the fact that the bottlers stamped their city names on the base of the bottle. I collected them for a time. But, mostly, I was a Seven-Up drinker. (I had a pop art Seven-Up trash bin in my room.) I didn't become a Coke drinker until I started summer Civil War reenacting in the East Coast. I know what helped G.I.s win World War II in part: the availability of nickel Coca-Coca on the front lines. Many is the time that, sweating and exhausted from the heat, I have dumped a Coke and some ice in my tin cup, found some shade, and felt 100% restored. Wonderful stuff! (And yes, I'm aware that nutritionists claim that cold water in those circumstances is better because caffeine has a dehydrating effect - but they are wrong.)

Much is made of Coca-Cola's iconic status in America in this documentary, and this is hard to dispute. Truly, while there may be many who do not drink Coca-Cola, how many Americans actively dislike it? Or fret whenever they see the old calendars and ads with the wholesome women or the Huckleberry Finn-looking kid clutching a Coke bottle while fishing? No, we smile and wish hometown America was really like that. As for me, while watching this documentary I yearned to be able to visit the Main Street section of Disneyland and have a Coke at that old-fashioned Coke parlor. Such is the result of masterful advertising.

The Coke documentary is part of a wider viewing arc: I'm checking out those various summertime themed documentaries by Rick Sebak. What is more emblematic of summertime than Coke? (Well, okay - a lot of things.)

One last Coke opinion: I think that it is a national disgrace that while we can get a Pepsi made with real sugar - the "throwback" line, packaged in neat retro labels - we cannot obtain a real sugar Coke save finding the Mexican variety in tall glass bottles. Coke is American! Why is this American company forcing me to buy Mexican products for the taste I prefer?!? Outrage!! Yes, I have sent a comment to this effect to Coke via their website. I mean, it was bad enough when the Belgians bought Anheuser-Busch in 2008; I haven't looked at a Clydesdale the same way since. This is simply unacceptable!! (And, Gentle Reader, you will note that I rarely use multiple exclamation marks.)

Drat!! I only lost .4 pounds last week. I don't understand it... I was good. Is this the leading edge of the dreaded dieter's plateau? What next? Exercise more? Vomit after meals? Get a haircut? (No, no... there's not enough hair. That won't help.) Actually... changing the battery on the scale might not be a bad idea as when I double checked I weighed 1 1/2 pounds more after my shower than I did before. Something is weird.

It's supposed to be a warm and sunny weekend here in the D.C. 'burbs. We shall see what treasures people have pulled out of storage for me to sift through tomorrow morning.

Have a great weekend and a (Mexican) Coke!




12 Apr 2012

Music.

Yesterday somebody posted a link to an interesting video onto Facebook; it is here. It shows Henry (shown at left), an elderly man in a nursing home, in a state of torpor. He has had seizures. He's responsive, but barely. What is he thinking? Nobody knows. But the moment some headphones attached to an iPod are placed on his head, and some big band swing or jazz music from his generation is played, he becomes responsive. When asked about his music, he becomes communicative - articulate, even. He begins to sing "I'll Be Home for Christmas" in a credible baritone with idiomatic inflections, and describes music as a blessing of love from God. It is an amazing six and a half minute video.

It's from a documentary called Alive Inside - and I need to see it.

Dr. Oliver Sacks, who does psychological work on the music-brain connection, comments. I once found an Oliver Sacks book at a yard sale and bought it; I tried to get through it, but found it rather clinical, and therefore gave up. But I want to eventually see Alive Inside (it premiers next week in New York City).

I describe my own musical epiphanies in this article. Summary: While I have loved music since the time I was about three, begging my father to play Martin Denny's "Hawaiian Village" on the hi-fi, I didn't really start listening to it in earnest until I was twelve, when I took over the family console stereo and Dad's record collection. One of the greatest discoveries in my life was classical music, when I was sixteen. (And by "classical," I mean symphonic music - the stuff philharmonic orchestras play. The term refers most precisely to the music written by Haydn, Mozart and their contemporaries in the late 18th century, in that style, but I mean Mozart, Beethoven, Bartok, Vaughan Williams, Rimsky-Korsakov - all of it.)

I can't describe why or how, but my love of classical music has enriched my life and made it better. Somehow I just wouldn't be as happy without it. It puts me in my universe, organizes my thoughts, gives voice to the things I can't express with words, sends me to mental places I've never been, brings back sensations and memories of times gone by, exposes me to other cultural norms, turns me into another person entirely, ennobles my spirit, gives me intellectual fodder and enriches my soul. Yes, honestly, all that!

There is much faddish discussion about the so-called "Mozart Effect," wherein mind improvements are said to occur with exposure to Mozart's music. Perhaps. Certainly, there is something life-enriching about symphonic music. Look at the aged conductors and musicians who play it; I'm not sure I'm on a totally solid statistical basis, here, but there seems to be an extended life expectancy for people who are professional symphonic musicians. The aged are not withdrawn, out of it, old men - they are master musicians. I know of no conductors who have become Alzheimer's patients.

The composers of symphonic music are in a different realm from the rest of us as well. I have often noted how, with forms of music like rock and roll, the best music written by a songwriter is almost always the stuff he's written before he turned thirty or forty or so. With symphonic composers, the opposite is usually true: the masterworks are almost always the last things he's written. One of my favorite symphonies is Ralph Vaughan Williams Sinfonia Antartica, written when he was in his eighties. Yet it contains new and unusual sonorities for the composer (massive organ chords, a wind machine) and represents a daring break from the usual thing for VW. In his eighties!

Another great thing about symphonic music is that there is so much of it. I've been actively searching for and listening to new music ever since I was sixteen, and by no means have I expended what there is available. In fact, I keep finding new favorite pieces. (Glazunov's Oriental Rhapsody, which I found a few months ago, is a recent example.) Also, the stuff I more or less disregarded as a younger man - Haydn symphonies, for example - I have learned to like.

So, yes, I can see where music could reawaken the moribund, revive the dispirited and enhance life. I think aged Henry is absolutely correct - music is evidence that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Last night my Classic Images Gettysburg 125th anniversary VHS arrived. I was at that huge event in July 1988; I'm also among the throngs of reenactment soldiers in this video. For the four days or so of it the reenactor camps were the largest settlement in Adams County, Pennsylvania. It was the anniversary battle reenactment to end all anniversary battle reenactments. Sort of like Woodstock for tubby bearded historical nerds. The video is beyond cheesy, with mawkish poetry and songs, and re-staged scenes of military interrogations and historical war councils featuring hobbyists who cannot act to save their lives - that's what makes it so great!

Naturally I want to get a copy of this out of print video to my reenacting pard Don, but the dratted thing is Macrovision encoded. (Historical note: Macrovision was a 1980's method of preventing VHS to VHS transfers. Even DVD recorders like mine will not dub a Macrovision encoded tape to a DVD. The usual trick was to use a time base stabilizer - but I haven't seen one of those in decades.) So what to do? I scratched my head and tried a few connection tricks. The one that worked was connecting a 2002 vintage VHS player to my DVD recorder via the RF coaxial points. That worked! Hahaha! Macrovision defeated! Hahaha!




11 Apr 2012

I am now reading Magical Mystery Tours - My Life with the Beatles by Tony Bramwell, who once served as their road manager. It's interesting; Bramwell was in their inner circle in the Liverpool days. He makes comments which cause me to think about the Beatles somewhat differently. For one, he points out that despite the fact that Liverpool is in England and that the Beatles spoke the Scouse dialect that most Liverpudlians spoke (so they therefore sounded English), it's more correct to think of John, Paul and George (John and Paul especially) as being Irish rather than English. They were ethnically Irish. I had read suggestion about this before elsewhere, but Bramwell makes a more convincing case of it. The only 100% Anglo-Saxon Beatle was Ringo; the other three were really transplanted Celts.

He also describes the phrase where, because of teenage acne, they started wearing what might be called stage makeup. Did the Beatles wear makeup? Well, sure they did - they were on stage - but it had never occurred to me since I can see no evidence of it in the photographs I have viewed countless times. George, being the youngest, was described as especially spotty. The Beatles wearing makeup... hmmm... years before David Bowie.

I'm making my way through the season 18 (the most recent) Top Gear episodes. Did you know that Swedish automaker SAAB went bankrupt last December? I didn't. As the feature pointed out, SAAB was always a rather funny kind of automaker. They had a "bonkers" ad campaign, which pointed out that the firm also made jets. How did this aeronautical expertise translate to cars? In no way that the Top Gear staff could find.

A guy I used to work with had a SAAB 900, but I don't recall whether or not it was the turbo-charged model, which is the one the Top Gear guys said was quite good. He liked it. We'd go to lunch in it every now and then, and I appreciated the differentness of it - the key was located on a console between the seats. But I couldn't get out of my mind the old joke my dad used to make, that "SAAB" was the sound the owner made when he saw the repair bill. My friend confirmed that repairs were indeed expensive. The car seemed solidly built - which was confirmed on Top Gear. They dropped a Volvo on some pavement from a height of eight feet and observed how the roof was crushed. Doing the same thing with a SAAB led to a different result; the roof pillars were unusually strong. The company was apparently pathological about safety, perhaps even more so than Volvo.

Some years ago during a few weeks of yard saling, when I was in the market for a convertible, I saw a SAAB 93 soft top for sale by owner. I was tempted... but... no, I thought of Dad's joke. (It's sort of like trying to judge Lizzie Borden fairly with that doggerel floating in your head all the while: Lizzie Borden took an ax/And gave her father forty whacks...) I'm happy with my convertible Bug.

I'm listening to the Kink Kronikles CDs; it's neat. The Kinks are great! It's like discovering the Who all over again. Ray Davies had the same sort of quirky, whimsical songwriting ability that Pete Townshend had. In fact, I'm wondering... how is it that Bob Dylan became known as the great rock songwriter of the 1960's? Why not Ray Davies (shown above)? Probably because Davies' songs are assertively English rather than American. One might fancy Bob Dylan sitting in a boxcar riding the rails playing an acoustic guitar - one couldn't do that with Ray Davies (or Pete Townshend). I suppose that's more authentically American and therefore lends credibility. To Americans.

I've blogged about this before, but I don't really care for Bob Dylan at all. His songs have been covered widely, but I don't see why, and he has an intensely annoying singing voice. I think Ray Davies and Joni Mitchell were better songwriters.

Last night Cari and I watched A Hot Dog Program (1999), one of those great Rick Sebak documentaries that PBS used to play during the summer, along with his ice cream and amusement park shows. (There's a diner documentary that goes with the series, but Sebak didn't do that one.) Sebak is credited as being the inventor of the public television nostalgia documentary. I credit him for my discovery of the Carl's Frozen Custard stand, in Fredericksburg; it was featured in his ice cream show. Whenever I'm driving up or down I-95 past it I try to stop in. I put Sebak's other works into my Netflix queue; I want to see them all before the end of summer.



10 Apr 2012

My friend Chris called my attention to this, a United States live wind map. Pretty neat, huh? You may or may not be able to see it. I can't at work with Internet Explorer 8. Maybe it's just a way to get people to download Google Chrome...

Last night I watched a teleplay about George Smiley, John LeCarre's masterspy, A Murder of Quality (1991). John LeCarre's character is normally kept to secret agent activities: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Smiley's People - this was more like a standard Masterpiece Theater murder mystery. Good but not great.

It co-starred a very young Christian Bale, who played the rugby-playing love interest of a homosexual headmaster.

My all-time favorite spy movie, by the way, is The Spy Who Came in from the Cold (1965) with Richard Burton, a relief from the nonsense behind the James Bond franchise. In fact, now that the dust is settled with the spy genre I think this is far and away the best espionage production of the 1960's and 1970's. I like the Cold War grittiness of it, and Richard Burton's little speech to Clair Bloom at the end: "What the hell do you think spies are? Moral philosophers measuring everything they do against the word of God or Karl Marx? They're not! They're just a bunch of seedy, squalid bastards like me: little men, drunkards, queers, hen-pecked husbands, civil servants playing cowboys and Indians to brighten their rotten little lives. Do you think they sit like monks in a cell, balancing right against wrong?" The conclusion of the film is appropriately bleak. Great stuff!

As far as television productions are concerned, Reilly - Ace of Spies was also excellent - and more or less historically factual.

I got an annoying household repair out of the way yesterday; I fixed some dripping plumbing under the sink - I kept forgetting to do it. "Out of sight is out of mind."

On an episode of Top Gear last night I saw a photo of the Cadillac concept car, the Ciel. (Photos here.) I kind of like it. Bold styling, that's for sure - and since I like boxy cars, I'm rather attracted to it. (I used to own a 1968 Lincoln Continental - go here and scroll down - a car about which people used to say, "You get the car and the box it came in.") It seems like a throwback to a big 1930's Duesenberg, or some such thing. I also like the wide-openness of it, but I'm pretty sure it needs a wind deflector of some kind, or the well-heeled and well-coiffed people in the back seats are going to get blasted. (Wait a minute... what do I mean "well-heeled?" The only people sitting in the back seats are going to be nerdy Internet magnates. Or women wearing burqas.)

The taillights remind me of the early Eldorados. It's a hybrid... "buzzkill," as my kids say.

I'm not a fan of the current crop of Cadillacs (DTS, CTS); they look too much like they are trying to ape stealth technology in their design, with all of those oddball body planes connected at funny angles. I like smoother, more flowing lines. It doesn't matter - I will never own one. My wife is convinced that it's an old man's car brand, or, alternatively, with that gigantic SUV, something only driven by NFL players.

I mentioned my '68 Lincoln... it's funny, when I bought it in April 1979 the elderly engineer who owned it showed me the trunk and pointed out that it was a good fit for his golf clubs and whatever else he wanted to fit in. That seemed to be the main purpose of the car - to transport his golf clubs around. Episodes of Top Gear have convinced me that a primary design goal of automotive engineers for high-priced cars is the ability to fit a set of golf clubs in the trunk. I know a fellow who recently bought a used Corvette - when he showed it to me he made a point of describing how well or poorly (I forget which) it suited his golf clubs.

I played rugby. The automotive challenge there is easily met: house a kit bag. (Golf is a game which is taken up when you can't play rugby any more. I've resisted because the entire notion of following a wee struck ball around on a field seems daft to me.)

Apparently, here in America, another important design goal are cup holders - lots of cup holders.

Webelos tonight; two more boys join. The decibel level increases accordingly. Good thing I have a loud voice. On tonight's agenda, requirements from the "Readyman" activity pin: 1.) Explain six rules of safety you should follow when driving a bicycle. (Don't dash out in front of cars and don't text while riding a bike), 2.) Tell where accidents are most likely to happen inside and around your home (Fighting with siblings, mostly) and 3.) Explain six safety rules you should remember when riding in a car (the primary one of which is don't annoy the adult driver or we may all die).



9 Apr 2012

It was a wonderful Easter weekend! The weather was perfect and we did some interesting things on Saturday. I found two CDs at a yard sale for a buck: Foreigner's Greatest Hits and James Brown Live. We also bought a piece of furniture for the office - just the thing. The room looks nicer now. I like buying stuff that dresses up the house...

Here's my two minute Saturday video - see for yourself.

That red hat I'm wearing is the Morris Wood Glyph Retirement Hat. Morris is a friend of mine from church; he also happens to be the father-in-law of my Civil War bud Chris. He came to town wearing that hat once and I got such a kick out of the notion of a retired guy making a glyph for himself and having it embossed on hats, I pestered him until he gave me one. Morris and I have exactly the same hat size; it fits me perfectly and, even better, it doesn't want to blow off my head when I'm driving the Bug with the top down. It also demonstrates my affiliation with a cadet branch of the Greater Wood Clan.

When I retire I'm making a Wes Clark Glyph Retirement Hat!

Cari made a perfect Easter dinner complete with a fresh from scratch lemon meringue pie which we still have. Mmmmm. All that plus I got some hammock time in over the weekend.

In the video you can see the estate sale we attended, this was put on my "Caring Transitions," one of those firms that assist older people in getting out of the big house and going... somewhere else. Other firms I've bumped into on yard sale Saturdays are Senior Transitions and Treehouse. I dislike these events. The primary difference between an estate sale put on by the owner and these companies is price. A book that you'd snag for a dollar by the owner is $5 at one of these places. Phooey! Plus they charge tax. Double phooey!

A couple of gimme photos: Easter bunny made out of packing peanuts - ha ha!. The creepy leering Old Navy mannequins. Causes me to think of that old Twilight Zone episode, where Anne Francis is stuck in the deserted department store room with the mannequins. Marsha... Marsha...

I have blogged about WNBC news reporter Pat Collins (shown above) before. He's the D.C. area's premier tragedian, easily beating out any who trod the boards at the Folger Shakespeare Theatre. He can make an inch of snow sound like the Kennedy Assassination. A couple of clips so you see what I mean: Pat Collins in Springfield. This neighborhood is in my yard sale territory - I've driven over that speed bump countless times. I had no idea somebody was killed in a dispute over it! Pat Collins in a grape suit. I should mention that Pat has something in common with my son. We put Ethan in a grape suit for his very first trick or treat in 1985.

I watched an interesting British feature: Hitler in Colour (using rare recovered color film stock). I think it was a part of a longer World War II in Color series. For some reason the whole project reminds me irresistibly of the "It's Springtime for Hitler" routine from The Producers. Unfortunate association...


6 Apr 2012

Yesterday I mentioned my go-around with cashfordentalscrap.com. When I first checked them out online, I noticed that they did not have a yelp.com entry. They do now.

Driving into work this morning I heard a provocative news trailer about the Coast Guard firing upon a "ghost ship," but did not hear the story. I checked it out. It's not as exciting as it initially sounded. I was hoping for another Marie Celeste...

Thanks to my son, I am now watching Season 18 of Top Gear, my favorite currently-broadcast television show. In fact, it is the only currently-broadcast television show I watch! The presenters mentioned a new Alfa Romeo, the 4C concept car. Diable! Look at it! Gorgeous! I think I may like it better than the 8C Competizione, over which I flipped. (The 8C is styled more conservatively than the 4C.) And look at this: "The car will probably cost between $55,000-$63,000. ... The 4C is going to production in 2013, and will be the first mass produced Alfa Romeo car for re-entry into the US market." Ooooohhh... I'll get to see one on the street, possibly...

(I'm not a fan of those octopus-looking things in the interior, however. I like the 8C interior better.)

While I was on the shuttle bus earlier this week I caught a glimpse at a restored Corvette parked near someone's house in Alexandria; I think it was a 1972 model. That's my favorite Corvette body style, the third generation C3, which was produced from 1968 until 1982. I like those swoopy lines. 1973 isn't regarded as a great year for cars due to smog gear detuning and progressively smaller and underpowered engines, but I think this is my favorite Vette. I like that flippy-up rear end. I'll take one of these... even with a 350 CID engine. (According to wikipedia, the upgraded L-82 was introduced as the optional high performance small-block engine. It delivered 250 hp. I have 274 hp in the 2 liter 4 cylinder engine in my Sonata! Drop that engine in the Vette and you'll have a faster, lighter and more nimble car!)

I pick up a library CD of The Kink Kronikles today; this is the Kinks' 1972 "best of" compilation. I'm looking forward to hearing it... since last year, when I got to like The Kinks Are The Village Green Preservation Society, I've turned into more of a Kinks fan than I was before. In fact, I am convinced that Ray Davies was a far better songwriter than Bob Dylan. (But then, I've thought that about Joni Mitchell, too.)

My weigh-in is on Friday mornings. Every week I cautiously approach the scale, anxious about what I might see. Will it be disappointment or a quiet sense of elation? A little of both: I lost 1.6 pounds last week, which brings me to a total of 25.0 pounds lost in thirteen weeks, or just under two pounds a week. I set the MyFitnessPal app on my phone for a weight loss of 1 1/2 pounds a week, so, hey, I'll take it. Besides, as I described yesterday, I won back the use of four pair of pants. All that and a piece of cake, a frosted cookie and two scoops of ice cream yesterday.

What's fun is that as I'm losing weight the current dosage of blood pressure medication I'm on, which was set when I weighed 300 pounds, is probably becoming too high for me now. So I tend to get a bit light-headed and dizzy when I get up suddenly, as when I'm inspecting items on the bottom shelf at a library. (I noticed this phenomena when I lost a lot of weight in 2007.) It's cool. I figure that as I entirely missed out of all the drug abuse during the 1960's and 1970's I'm entitled to some light-headedness. Although... something as big as I am falling over is probably a significant hazard to my fellow man; I tend to be like a bull in a china shop. Perhaps in a month or two I'll point this out to my doctor and he can adjust the dosage.

They're not calling for rain tomorrow morning, so perhaps we'll have a few more yard sales than last week. And then there's Easter Sunday, which is not what it was when we had little kids in the house. I miss them; they were fun.

Have a great weekend!








5 Apr 2012

One part of yesterday evening was kind of fun; I went through my "Pants of Historical Sizes" box in my closet, seeking stored away clothing that would fit me again. I found four pair of trousers! A number of shirts which I had stored away are now comfortable again, as well. And I am once again wearing a belt I couldn't previously fit into. I also retired some clothing and threw some out. I think if I plotted my waistline size vs. time I'd see a sine wave with a steadily increasing mean value...

Last night I watched the Top Gear India Special, which was originally broadcast around Christmas. It was quite good, as is always the case with this series. Reportedly, The Indian High Commission, based in London, complained about the episode saying it was "offensive" and full of "toilet humour." (Article here.) But I wonder if some of this isn't merely generated by the BBC for publicity purposes. Last year the Top Gear guys got into trouble over some comments Richard Hammond made about a Mexican car ("Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat"), but, once again, I suspect they are doing this mainly for publicity.

For some reason I've been keeping up with the amusing story about the Maryland Haitian woman who claims to have been the Mega-Millions lottery winner, but hasn't yet presented the winning ticket worth about 100 million dollars after taxes. Story here. She obtained the services of a lawyer, who called a press conference to tell the Media, "Go away." Nice try. She claims that the winning ticket is somewhere in the McDonald's where she works. Her co-workers are annoyed with her because they claim they all went in on a common ticket, and that's the one she's trying to claim is hers alone.

It kind of reminds me of a 1967 episode of the revived "Honeymooners," starring Jackie Gleason and Art Carney. The plot, as described on a website: Ralph treats himself, Alice, and the Nortons to the movies for Ed's birthday. Ed's ticket wins the door prize--a color TV. Ralph declares war on Ed because he paid for the tickets and wants the TV.

I remember this episode well. A highlight was the sequence when Carney holds the winning ticket in his hand, describing how swell Jackie was for buying the ticket and giving it to him. (All the while you can see Gleason about to burst.) This part is played out masterfully, the audience waiting for the inevitable explosion. Finally Gleason explodes, I bought the ticket - the TV is MINE! Dad and I used to recite this line to each other every now and then in much the same way my son and I recite lines from Little Rascal comedies to each other.

I always liked Jackie Gleason; he reminded me of my father in many ways. Both were from Brooklyn and wore it rather obviously, and both were fat. My Dad used to recite Gleason lines, "And away we go!" and "Ummmmm WOW" when taking a sip of something.

You might recall last month I sent some old gold dental crowns I had (this stuff is called "dental scrap") to a company in Massachusetts - cashfordentalscrap.com - for a check, to see how much I'd get. I got $4.84 cents. Displeased, I sent the check back and requested a return of my gold crowns. I got one of them back - and a rude and accusatory reply when I phoned the company. What happened after that is recorded in a short letter I sent to the Massachusetts Attorney General's Consumer Protection Division, here. This action was suggested to me by a friend who is an attorney.

This is the Internet Age; displeased customers can now broadcast their experiences far and wide, and these write-ups easily searchable by indexing software like Google, and can be posted on consumer websites like yelp.com. (I note that there is no entry for cashfordentalscrap.com on yelp - there soon will be.) Why would a business risk that by being rude?

There's a old saying which I think I may have heard in a film noir: You don't pick fights with people who buy ink by the gallon (newspapers). It can be updated for the Internet Age: You don't pick fights with people who like to write. I shall keep you posted on further developments, Dear Reader.



4 Apr 2012

I got a nice e-mail from an Avocado Memories reader yesterday, which I responded to - here (4/3/12).

Last night I watched an episode of the PBS series "American Experience," this one about the Donner Party, the most spectacular disaster ever to befall Western immigrants, which led to cannibalism. EGAD. Horrible! 87 pioneers started out from Missouri; 48 made it to California after the Winter from Hell in the Sierra Nevada mountains near Truckee Lake.

Fun fact: One of the party, a German immigrant named Lewis Keseberg, later opened a restaurant in Sacramento.

The cultural legacy of the Donner Party is far reaching, even into Warner Brothers animation. There was a Christmas special episode of the cartoon "Pinky and the Brain" where the Donners (you know, one of Santa's reindeer) were going to give a gathering at their home:

Pinky: "Look, Brain, the reindeer are inviting the elves to a party at Donner's house."
Brain: "Hmm. Somehow the idea of joining the Donner party is unappealing."

From some wag on the Internet: "When I make a reservation or leave my name at restaurants I always use the the name "Donner." When they call us it's always funny: "Donner party? Donner party?"

From some other wag on the Internet: "They have a 'Donner Party Reunion' among the descendants of those that made that fateful journey. I imagine that they watch each other closely."

...and so it goes. You can watch the "American Experience" episode here.

The book I'm reading currently - a library sale purchase - is a real hoot. Called Unholy Popes - Outrageous but True Stories of Papal Misbehavior by Bob Curran, it's a description of the various notable (notably bad, that is) Popes. There are all sorts listed in this book: the Married Pope, the Gay Pope, the Female Pope, the Promiscuous Pope, etc. In fact, the Table of Contents is so funny I posted it here. Take a look.

The introduction to the section about the Jewish Pope is great: "Is the Pope Catholic? Not necessarily..." (NOTE: Wikipedia gives this about this particular Pope: "...only one of his 8 great-great grandparents, Benedictus, maybe Baruch in Hebrew, was a Jew who converted into Christianity." And the article makes it clear that the Jewishness of this particular Pope is a bit of a reach.)

In this book I read about one of the more shabby and disreputable incidents in Western European medieval history, the "Cadaver Synod" (depicted above in an 1870 painting), which I had never heard of before. The entertaining wikipedia article is here, but, essentially, Pope Steven VI (VII), in January 897 in a fit of extreme pique, had his predecessor Pope Formosus exhumed, dressed in papal garments and put on trial for perjury. Formosus was found guilty and stripped of his papal standing.

A constant in this book is the often bewildering confusion about papal history. The Papacy is 2,000 years old, so it stands to reason that some of the incidents are rather poorly recorded, dependent upon revision, doctrinal or political reverses or papal agenda. Every Pope named Steven, for instance, has a rather clunky numbering scheme due to historical confusion. There's one Roman numeral and another in parentheses. Another constant is the Roman population, who seemed to have enjoyed strangling people - including the occasional Pope.

Note: Am I disparaging the Catholic Church? I hope not; such is not my intent. I used to be a Catholic! As I wrote, the Papacy is 2,000 years old. There are bound to be some historical hiccups there, such is human nature.

Paul McCartney's son James muses about a Beatles Generation 2 band. Whew... good luck with that. Talk about a hard act to follow!





3 Apr 2012

Recently, my wife and I have enjoyed looking out the bay window in front of our house. (Photo at left.) The days have been sunny, the new sod lawn we had installed in November is now green and lush, the new driveway is uncracked and clean and the windows we had recently professionally washed make everything crystal clear. Nice!

So it was a matter of some interest to see my neighbor's 2005 VW convertible Beetle sitting at the curb across the street; it normally lives in his garage. "What's that doing there?" I wondered. When I saw the new battery sitting on the ground in front of it, I knew: battery replacement. I did this same job last year; it was by far the most difficult battery replacement job I have ever done. There are all sorts of considerations and items to be removed, and the battery doesn't fit directly down on the plate, no, it must be slid in sideways at an angle. It was such a pain that I wrote up a detailed "how to" for the newbeetle.org forum.

So, I decided to walk out and chat up my neighbor, to see if he needed any help. "Well, it was a real pain," he said, "So I downloaded these detailed directions off the Internet." Sure enough, they were mine - ha ha! He made the same mistake I did: he dropped the metal clamp which secures the battery to the plate: clink, clink, where is it? I don't see it on the ground. But this time he had my borrowed magnetic LED device to find it and grab it from the innards of the engine - I didn't have the tool at the time. I think I may add a postscript to my directions, suggesting its usefulness!

(Correction: I looked at my directions again. They're not the same as the one my neighbor used, after all; mine are a lot better! But do I erase the above paragraphs and start over? No.)

I watched a good old British war film last night, Frieda (1947). The plot: a downed RAF pilot escapes capture via a German girl, whom he marries. He takes her back home to England, but she faces discrimination and hate from the locals. The war ends and things start to get better, but the situation suddenly worsens when her unreconstructed Nazi brother shows up. Part of the fun was watching three of the excellent crop of postwar British actors: David Farrar, Glynis Johns and Flora Robson. Good flick! My noir pal Michael Keaney gives this four stars, and I agree. I'm not entirely convinced it's film noir, however... it seems more of a war film to me. But there are no hard and fast rules concerning what's noir and what isn't, let alone what makes a film cross genres from being a war film to a noir. Noirheads bicker about what's noir and what isn't continually.

I am now reading Who Put the Butter in Butterfly - and Other Fearless Investigations Into Our Illogical Language by David Feldman. It's one of those books which describe how odd words and phrases came to be. I think I have four or five of Feldman's books from yard sales and library sales. I read these, take in a bunch of interesting word and phrase origins, think, "That's interesting - I'm glad to have learned that" and then promptly forget what I've read as life moves on.

An example of an odd phrase? How about "Scot free?" At first glance you might think this has something to do with a Scotsman's legendary thrift, but no. The word comes from the Anglo-Saxon scotfre... well, this article explains it all, and even has a nice photo of Dred Scott. Go there, read and know.

I listened to the Glazunov Violin Concerto on the way into work this morning. Movements one and two seem rather academic and are lacking in drama or any memorable themes. Movement three is quite good, however - I have the melodies bouncing around in my head as I type - and the violin writing is quite flashy.

Spring break! So no Webelos scouts meeting tonight. Instead... what? I don't know. Movies, reading and piano practice. I need to track down an intermittent water leak under my kitchen sink. Let joy be unconfined.


2 April 2012

There were only two yard sales this past weekend - I didn't buy anything at either - and we didn't go anywhere. We stayed at home and I gardened, which means, for me, pulling weeds. I now have pain in the backs of my legs from reaching down. The beds in the front look better, and grass seed is now placed in bare areas, but ouch.

I finished up a book about Virginia by Webb Garrison, A Treasury of Virginia Tales. I wonder about the level of scholarship. One photo, of the Virginia monument in Gettysburg, is captioned that it's the Lee monument in Richmond. Another image, of a clearly prewar Robert E. Lee, is captioned as being from 1865. But that's a minor fault, right, getting captions wrong for Robert E. Lee? It's not like he's especially important in Virginia history...

(The all time winner for bad Civil War scholarship, however, goes to Peter Darman, who lifted a satirical article by my friend Don Tracey about "parrot guns" and put it into his Civil War trivia book. Sheesh!)

There was one intriguing story in Garrison's book, however, about Christ Church in Weems, VA - an odd-looking cruciform building built in the 1730s. According to one researcher, the walls and a window are structured so that on Easter (that is, 14 days after the vernal equinox), the sunlight strikes the center of a cross in front of a stone carved with the Ten Commandments thereupon. "Virginia's Stonehenge," the place is called. The people at the church are not interested in entertaining any speculations about the building containing any astronomical alignments, however. I suppose they don't want to attract THAT sort of crowd. And looking at videos of "druids" and other weirdos gathering at Stonehenge every year, who can blame them?

It is now April, 2012, which means that I discovered I really liked classical music 40 years ago (April, 1972), via my father's purchase of a Rimsky-Korsakov Lp for me. The whole story is here. It has been one of the happier discoveries in my life; I'm at the point now where I can't imagine how dull life would have been without it.

Last night I watched an entertaining documentary about Sesame Street's Elmo, Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey (2011). It's about Kevin Clash, Elmo's alter ego, and how he got his start in Baltimore television and worked his way into the Jim Henson organization. Elmo, of course, is a internationally recognized superstar to the two year-old set. Why he is, is due to the sweet nature of Kevin Clash, the puppeteer. Clash is reportedly the highest paid Muppeteer, ever, due to licensing deals. (Remember the Tickle Me, Elmo mania one Christmas?)

I also watched some episodes of the old Parker Lewis Can't Lose TV show. Remember it? My kids and I used to watch it on Sunday nights. Clever show, still holds up. For the life of me, I don't know why stations don't rerun these on Saturday mornings, which used to be a kid's programming paradise but is now a wasteland. Wikipedia factoid: "Parker Lewis was one of the first shows with fan support on the Internet. It was done through a mailing list called The Flamingo Digest."

Finally, I watched a rather dull film noir, The Lady Gambles (1949), starring Barbara Stanwyck as a compulsive gambler. You can't trust her with a wad of cash and a craps table nearby. "Meh," as they now say.

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