31 Aug 2011

The last day of August! Spiritually, it's kind of like the last day of summer, if you know what I mean. I just can't see "September" and think "summer."

I am getting lots of good information at the mid-career retirement planning class I'm attending. I'm keeping a check list of things I need to do or research when the class is over, not the least of which is "Request an age 60 retirement worksheet from HR to see if my military buyback is being factored in or if the government has lost knowledge of it. If so, start making a fuss."

The instructor, a Marine Corps retiree, said something funny: "What's on a young man's mind when he's in his twenties? Octane, perfume and alcohol." (In other words, cars, girls and beer.) Truer words have never been spoken. I think I'm going to book some consultation time with this fellow to go over my paperwork and plans to see if there's any fine tuning I need to do as I get closer to a retirement date. Some small amount of money spent now might result in more money saved or available later on.

It has now been five weeks since my shoulder surgery; in another week I can stop wearing the arm sling (not that I wear it constantly - when I can rest my right arm on a desk or an arm rest, I do). My shoulder feels great! Better, in fact, than before the surgery, when it was sore.

I am now reading Songs On Bronze - The Greek Myths Made Real by Nigel Spivey. It's a retelling of the Greek myths - Zeus, Hades, Herakles, Athena, etc. - in modern language and style. It's quite readable. The stories are, of course, first rate, just as they have been continuously for readers for the last 2,500 years at least.

Last night I watched a Technicolor Gothic melodrama that had elements of Heathcliff-n-Cathy, horror, bodice-ripping and film noir, Blanche Fury (1948). This one even had gypsies! An overwrought production, but I stuck with it to the end. It was... okay. It starred romantic lead Stewart Granger, an actor I can take in small, infrequent doses. Come to think of it, very infrequent doses. The last time I saw him in a film was in the Prisoner of Zenda (1952) - a horrible film - back when I was sixteen or so. My dreamy gal pal Angela had kind of a thing for him and the work, and I suffered through it quietly, hoping she'd quickly move on to another unobtainable guy the way she had with Cardinal Richelieu, Alexander Hamilton, actor Eric Braeden, Barnabas Collins, Ronnie "Psycho" Rains and Napoleon Buonaparte.

Ronnie "Psycho" Rains, you ask? Who was he? He was a celebrated roller derby skater of the Sixties and Seventies, who skated for various teams but most famously for the Los Angeles Thunderbirds. Photos here. His schtick was in acting weird, hence the nickname. Actually, he was a lot of fun to watch. Video here. He also had some screen time in the 1973 Raquel Welch film Kansas City Bomber.



30 Aug 2011

As I've written before, one of the joys of watching old forgotten crime films is unexpectedly coming across something well-made, rare and unusual. Something completely unlike the indulgent, formulaic and creatively bankrupt big budget Hollywood fare in theaters currently.

I saw a Brit noir like that on Netflix streaming last night, Appointment with Crime (1946) - good film, bad title. It starred as a criminal protagonist William Hartnell (shown), who is far better known internationally as the original British television Doctor Who. Hartnell's Doctor was a jovial but sometimes petulant old man - always a humanitarian. On the whole, a positive if somewhat mysterious role model. As the criminal thug Leo Martin in this film he was ferret-like, vengeful, manipulative and utterly contemptible; he carried this film very well indeed.

Also notable was Herbert Lom as a homosexual upper class kingpin and his flamboyantly limp-wristed companion (Hartnell calls him a "Christmas Carol"); I've never seen the like in a film this early. Suggestions of homosexuality are usually MUCH more subdued in film noir. There's also (bleeped out) swearing in this grim and desperate film... apparently there were also four overly-violent scenes cut as well. Appointment With Crime badly needs a quality restoration. What put it over the top for me, however, were some truly wonderful but brief character actor scenes - this film is so well cast it's a joy to watch. A film I thought would be completely unpromising became instead one of my favorite Brit noirs. I love when that happens!

I also saw a quality documentary, Prisoner of Paradise (2002), a work about the German-Jewish filmmaker and pre-war star Kurt Gerron, who was forced to make a Nazi propaganda film, The Furher Gives a City to the Jews (1944) about Theresienstadt, a concentration camp for talented artists, musicians and entertainers. The day after the film was completed, Garron and others were transported to Auschwitz. where they were executed. A grim but fascinating work and, like Mephisto (1981), an object lesson about making a deal with the devil.

At one poignant concluding scene in the 1981 film Klaus Maria Brandauer cries, "What do they (the Nazis) want from me?" Why, the same thing Mephisto wanted of Dr. Faustus: your soul.

A few days back I also watched a gripping documentary about the creation of the atomic bomb, Hiroshima: The BBC History of World War II (2005). Did you know that after the explosion over Hiroshima, a black (soot and ashes), highly radioactive rain began to fall, which the thirsty survivors began to drink? There are some truly ghastly and otherworldly details in this one...

It occurs to me that World War II, with all the destruction and loss of those millions of lives, is nonetheless additionally fascinating for one reason: there are so many stories to tell. Stories of extreme heroism and cruelty, stories of unbelievable evil and enduring humanity... stories that just couldn't be scripted. And there are so many stories left to tell... every time I think I've heard it all I learn about the pigeon-guided missiles or the Japanese "comfort women" or the Fuhrermuseum or how Anni-Frid Lyngstad of ABBA could have been treated after the war had her mother remained in Norway (the Tyskerbarnas) or how Hermann Goring was fooled by an artist who painted fake Vermeers... We will never see the end of documentaries about World War II because, more than any other war or human endeavor, it is just incredibly fascinating. Like The Canterbury Tales, except penned by Lucifer himself.

Hey, I found a two pack of Hi-8mm camcorder tapes for sale at a Walgreens, so I can keep my old analog technology camcorder going a while longer.

Today and tomorrow I'm attending a "mid-career retirement preparation" training class. Retirement plans for federal workers are complicated; I'm hoping I get a better idea of what's what from this. I plan to retire on 27 August 2022, in eleven years when I turn 66 and 4 months, the Social Security date. However, I suspect that a change in the Administration and in Congress will further cement the belief that federal workers are Public Enemies Number One, and that this will cause political changes to my retirement plans. After all, grief loves company. Heck, I'll be lucky to retire!



29 Aug 2011

Hurricane Irene has now come and gone. To paraphrase Stephen Crane in the Red Badge of Courage, "...the youth had looked into the eye of the great hurricane and discovered that it was but a hurricane after all." Actually, where we live it was no big deal - our tomato plant fell over in a post rainstorm gust, and I had to fix the cracked pot and bungee corded it to the deck so it wouldn't fall over again. We lost a tomato. I think the power cycled off and on during the night, but that was it. No damage - other than the tomato. Hurricane Irene didn't even get church canceled!

The newsies, of course, were beside themselves about this storm; I'm now reading that other newsies are calling it "A Perfect Storm - Of Hype!" One poor reckless local reporter crept up to the ocean to demonstrate the frothy, churning water and by way of reward got covered in smelly green gunk (probably churned up raw sewage). I always enjoy the sheer drama imparted by NBC's Pat Collins, who stole the Gorton fisherman's yellow hat and reported in tones of dire consequence from Annapolis, MD. Last time I saw him during "Snowmageddon" he was scraping at the drifts on sidewalks with a stick.

As is my wont I took some camcorder images of the approaching rain and winds, etc. with my ten year-old analog Samsung Hi-8mm unit. (I reviewed my camcorder coverage of Hurricane Isabel back in 2003; that storm was equally hyped and unimpressive.) Anyway, I noticed that I'm on my last Hi-8 tape cartridge and need to buy more. So I shopped around and learned a thing or two about tape formats which are fast becoming obsolete: Best Buy had VHS tapes but no Hi-8 tapes. The grocery store sold audio micro-cassettes (!), but not Hi-8 tapes. The drug store sold VHS tapes and audio cassettes but no Hi-8 tapes. So I guess I buy them online.

Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking: time to retire the Hi-8 camcorder. And I will when I replace my Nikon D100 with a D700; the newer unit can take HD video and can, I think, double as a camcorder. We don't use camcorders much anymore now that the kids have grown...

One intrepid homeowner held a Saturday morning "Pre-Hurricane Yard Sale," which I attended, but there was nothing of interest for me.

We had the Cub Scout Raingutter Regatta Saturday morning, held indoors. The boys raced, and most had a good time, I think. My innovation at the starting line was to shout, "Ready, Get Set, BLOW!" I also did awards. Competitive Dad was there, advising us on what the water level should be in the gutters. This is the same fellow who apparently memorized chapter and verse of the Council Rules about Pinewood Derby racing in February. Needless to say, his kid's boat did very well, just as his kid's Pinewood derby car did. I hope in the Great Race of Life his son does not disappoint him.

I watched a rather tedious 2009 German biopic about Hildegard von Bingen yesterday. I normally like movies about nuns for some strange reason, but this one left rather cold. If you do not know, HvB is nowadays celebrated by feminists, New Age types and lesbians for her bold religious visions in the face of established authority (that is, males). She wrote tracts, in addition to other activities. Presumably a lifelong virgin, she wrote passages about the sex act, which, for me, places her in the same category as Sister Wendy excitedly expounding about passion and romantic love in her book and television analyses of great paintings. How do they know? At the very least, their credibility is suspect.

Judging by the film, whenever HvB didn't get her way she went into a sort of epileptic fit and alarmed people until the Archbishop or whomever relented.

I also watched In the Shadow of the Moon (2007), an excellent documentary about the Apollo program recommended to me by my daughter. Yes, Julie, I liked it! I wish I had "the Right Stuff..."

Not expecting much but willing to take the chance nonetheless, I also saw Thirty Two Short Films about Glenn Gould (1993), about the brilliant but decidedly oddball pianist. I liked it. To paraphrase a quote about cosmology, "It may be that not only is Glenn Gould stranger than we know, he could be stranger than we can know." But then, I'm guessing that some people think that about me.



26 Aug 2011

See yesterday's blog entry: I watched all of The Trial of King Richard III last night; it was quite interesting. The jury found that Richard III was probably innocent of the murder of the princes in the Tower, but I am unconvinced. I think he probably ordered it, or at least knew of it being done or approved of it. But... who knows? The evidence is scant, circumstantial and debated and not likely to be increased. We shall never know for sure. Whether most people think Richard III guilty or innocent is a matter that will continue to be blown about on the winds of historiography.

One of the witnesses for the prosecution was Dr. David Starkey, who came across as snippy, arrogant and insulting - just plain rude, actually. He didn't do his case any good at all, and the defense attorney, Richard Dillon Du Cann, made short work of him, trashing his arguments in subsequent testimony when Starkey, out of the stand, could only sit and listen. For instance, Sir Thomas More, who lived during the reign of Henry VIII, wrote a scathing attack on Richard III; it is his account that gives us the image of Richard III of being a humpback with a withered arm. Stanley finds More totally credible, "...an intellectual giant attacked by lesser men." However in his first defense witness Du Cann shows that More's depiction of Richard III is not borne out by early images, indeed, later portraits have been altered to show a raised back and a shrunken arm in accordance with the Tudor mythology.

The fun between Du Cann and Starkey begins here and continues here.

This David Starkey is a well known figure on British television. He once presented a series called Monarchy which I couldn't get through. Starkey's delivery was so ponderous and over done, he made it sound like everything was as important as everything else. For instance, information of some noble's wedding was delivered with the same fateful tones that an account of the Battle of Hastings was delivered in. After about an hour or two of this I gave up.

Last Saturday I found a couple of serviceable 5" x 7" frames at a yard sale for $1 each; I have put neat photos of my kids when little in them and hung them up on the VW wall of my garage.

My shoulder is doing quite well - surprisingly well, actually. The therapist told me yesterday that the great majority of her rotator cuff patients experience moderate to severe pain in physical therapy. I can barely feel any and have most of my shoulder's pain free or minor pain mobility restored. (That is, with the therapist moving my arm, not my doing it. I'm not allowed to, yet.) She thinks I must have a higher tolerance for pain... that would explain my gravitation to rugby, I guess.

(Story: I was playing a match one time and, during a halt, some of my teammates asked me, "Why didn't you turn around and slug him?" "Who?," I asked. "The opposition player hitting you in the back... you couldn't feel that?" No, I didn't. I suppose I did, but just considered that it was the usual minor bumps and jostling that are part of the game.)

At one point I played a trick on the therapist... as she slowly extended my arm I could sense she was watching my face for some signs of pain. So I cried out theatrically and caused her to become a bit startled. "Just kidding," I said. She narrowed her eyes at me and asked, "Have you ever heard about the story of the boy who cried wolf?" Ha ha!

Hurricane Irene is coming to the D.C. area! Well... that's not quite correct. The models indicate that it will pass by to the east, preferably more east than west. We'll get rain and winds this weekend, which possibly means trees coming down on power lines.

I doubt anybody will be having yard sales tomorrow morning... it doesn't matter, because I'm attending a Cub Scout "Raingutter Regatta." This is an activity where eight, nine and ten year-old boys blow onto the sails of little wooden ships racing down a gutter filled with water. It's not as good as a Pinewood Derby - and the race is usually won to the boys with the superior lung capacity - but it can be fun.

Speaking of yard/garage/estate sales, I found this article, Ten Garage Sale Secrets. I have additional advice:

"Start Early": Indeed. Don't bother staying out until 2 PM. People are generally done at Noon. Yard sales are a Saturday morning activity.

"Fire Up the Grill": Or, simpler still, have some cans of soda in a cooler sitting in ice, especially during the summer. People will buy these. I do.

"Get the word out": Sure, putting notice of your sale on craigslist helps, but don't forget the signs. Forget all the descriptive text (nobody can read it while driving) and adjectives about how "huge" your sale is... all that is really needed are the words "Yard Sale" and an arrow. Naturally you must put up a number of these to lead people in. And take the signs down when you're done! (This is a pet peeve of mine.)

"The Art of Presentation": I am always amazed at how lazy some people are. If you have books to sell, don't just drag out a box of them for people to have to open and paw through - lay 'em out so people can see them. You're more likely to sell them that way - duh!

Clark's Rule About Film Cameras: I would say that about half of the film cameras I see at yard sales have a roll of film in them. When I point this out to the owner, they are often unconcerned. What's on the roll? Priceless images of the kids when little? Vacation shots? The Missus in her birthday suit? Remove the roll and get it developed!

Your Stuff is Not Precious: Every now and then I come across the yard sale where the people think their stuff are retail items. $3 for a VHS tape, $1.50 for a cassette, $5 for a CD, $6 for a DVD, etc. Hello? Ever hear of Netflix? Your DVDs are quickly becoming worthless. Your cassettes and VHS tapes already are. If you want to keep this stuff, why bother holding a yard sale? Nobody is going to give you $3 for that coffee mug.

Have a great weekend!







25 Aug 2011

Earthquake update: Apparently I slept through an aftershock this morning. I haven't felt any of the subsequent temblors or aftershocks... I'm only interested in a BIG show. Not concerned with the little stuff. (Fun fact: When I was a teenager I thought the word was "trembler," not "temblor." Makes more sense. Harvey Keitel's character in The Big Jake, the 1989 sequel to Chinatown (1974), calls an aftershock this. I smiled when I heard that line.)

I reluctantly awoke this morning; I was having a pleasant dream wherein I revisited the Base Telephone building at Camp Pendleton - a wooden frame structure encircled by big old eucalyptus trees - where I used to work as a young Marine from late 1975 to late 1978. As it represents the first successful stage of my life as an adult, I remember it fondly - which is why I had the dream, I guess.

Last night I got through part 5 of a 22 part series on youtube, The Trial of King Richard the Third (1984). Recommended to me by a Brit on Facebook - a friend of a friend - it's a court case argued in a modern British court using modern British procedures, real lawyers and a real judge. The point is to see if a jury votes guilty or not guilty to the charge of the murder of the Princes in the Tower. I am uncertain about Dickon's guilt. The traditional view (reinforced by a wonderful propagandist Shakespeare drama) is that, yes, he did it. The revisionist view of the 1960's and 1970's, when much material came out, is no, he probably didn't. Up to fairly recently I (uncomfortably) held to the revisionist view, and ascribed their deaths to King Henry VI or somebody else. But there's a problem.

The bare facts are these... Fact: King Richard III had the princes lodged in the Tower of London. (But at the time it was regarded more as a royal lodging than a place of imprisonment.) Fact: Sometime, apparently during his reign, they disappeared from view. Fact: Their bones were found nearly 200 years later buried under a staircase. Fact: King Richard never issued any pronouncements about their deaths. So here's the problem: They disappeared on his watch. Either he had them murdered or he didn't. If he didn't, it means that somebody took it upon himself to murder a king - a very, very grave and, I think, unlikely, act. The facts suggest that he either did it or is complicit or, at any rate, the buck stopped at his throne. We will never know for sure - but I shall continue to watch this court proceeding. I know that the jury votes "not guilty," but I don't know why or what instructions the judge gave them concerning reasonable doubt.

Well, well, it looks like scientists are giving up on the Higgs Boson, the so-called "God particle" (an unfortunate title no scientist embraces). I suspected as much, uneducated in the matter as I am. Now they have to come up with a simple, elegant, Higgsless Model. Back to the drawing board, eggheads!

I gave up on that book about Henry VII I was reading - it was just way too dry and detailed. More than I really wanted to know, actually. So I am now reading a book by a favorite English presenter/historian Michael Wood, Domesday - A Search for the Roots of England.

The name "Domesday Book" (the item in question is shown above with its handy storage box) has always bugged me. The usual explanation (and this is found in Wood's book) is that a Norman commentator said that it was called that by the Saxon peasants because they found it just as all-encompassing and judgmental as the Final Day, hence domesday, "doomsday." But in a book about the English language I once read, the explanation was that the dom- comes from not an old time variant of "doom," but from the Latin word describing a household, from whence we get the words "domestic" and "domicile." That makes sense because the book is a grand survey of all the households and farms in England. Wikipedia, that final authority (I kid), gives credence to the usual "doomsday" account. However, I like the dom- equals "domestic" explanation.

But! I have access to that great, multivolume final arbiter of all things English, the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) as en electronically searchable book. Looking up "Domesday" I find... oh, dear... “The name appears to have been derived directly < Domesday the Day of the Last Judgement, and Domesday Book the Book by which all men would be judged. It originated as a popular appellation given to the Book as being a final and conclusive authority on all matters on which it had to be referred to.” Rats, wrong again. But at least now I know for sure. Once the exclusive province of scholars and government officials, you can now find this wonderful book on line. But will you read it? No - and I won’t, either.

Never mind medieval towns in England, I have mysteries in my own home town to contend with. In Burbankia (the 8/24 entry) I address a puzzle concerning an unknown movie theater and a funny-looking electrical sign. What IS that? A bird? An eagle? A chicken? An outline of Abe Lincoln? I can’t make it out. But in 1917, so we are told, it was THE place to see Cowboys and Indians films.

I finished my Lp digitization of that Bela Bartok string quartet, and put it on my iPod. So last night, I sat out on the bench on our front porch and listened to the eerie and mysterious “night music” movement while watching a feral black cat putter around in the street. Sometimes there’s so much excitement involved in being an empty nester I can’t stand it.








24 Aug 2011

The big deal yesterday was, of course, the Virginia Earthquake. As these go, it was a good one. It was felt as far north as Quebec and as far south as Ocala, Florida - wow!

I was sitting in my office at my desk when I felt a gentle rolling under my feet (I am on the fourth floor of a ten story building). I yelled to the people outside of my office, "Hey, did you feel that?" and got up. Then the second wave, a stronger one, rolled us around for about a half minute or so. I watched the indoor plants shake a bit as the building alarms went off - a signal to exit the building by the stairs. Everyone did this - calmly, amusedly - and we milled around outside (photos here) while the building staff, as we supposed, walked around to inspect things. We were let back in about 45 minutes later, and, in a move that will annoy non-government employees, we were optionally given the rest of the day off! The ride home was very slow as the Metro trains were constrained to do only fifteen miles per hour as a safety precaution.

Being a survivor of the great 1971 Sylmar Quake, it made me homesick!

I got a number of calls and e-mails from people, "Are you all right?" I had to restrain my creative writing impulses and simply respond, "Yes. It wasn't that big a deal. Nothing was broken or damaged at our house."

Needless to say the quake was all over the news, constantly. I see a spire broke on the National Cathedral; the Washington Monument is also closed as some cracks appeared.

Annnnddd... that's my coverage of the great Virginia Quake of 2011.

I added some more prose to my Disneyland/Yesterland article - look towards the bottom. I added my photo of the 1958/1985 Casey Jr. monkey cars. Cool, huh? A grandchild will add another generation.

Yesterday I groused about my wife's Apple laptop, and the absence of a 1/4" line in jack (I wanted to digitize an Lp). So, based on a tip from my son - who feels compelled to defend Apple products - I read the owner's manual (RTFM). As it turns out, the jack that is marked for headphones is software configurable to also act as a line in jack. So I did that and made an apparently acceptable recording my of my Lp (I haven't finished or listened to it yet). But my question remains: Why didn't Apple simply provide a line in jack as well so you have both audio inputs and outputs?

I am now reading Henry VII by S. B Chrimes; it is VERY dry. This goes with the conclusion of the Shadow of the Tower BBC TV series I finished watching last night, about the reign of Henry VII. One of the DVD features was a 1969 black and white episode of a television show where James Maxwell portrayed Henry VII. Like Peter O'Toole as Henry II (he played him twice in Becket and The Lion in Winter), I guess Maxwell was the go-to guy for portrayals of Henry VII. Indeed, as I pointed out before, I think, he looks a good deal like the Pietro Torrigiano bust of Henry VII. By the way, Torrigiano has a funny story... he's the man who broke Michelangelo's nose! Read that brief, amusing account and a description of the famous bust here.

Perhaps somewhere in their Great Celestial Reward, James Maxwell and Henry VII confer, and perhaps Maxwell thinks, "Did I portray this fellow accurately?"

I can't leave the subject of depictions of Henry VII without mentioning the effigy of him in Westminster Abbey, which I have seen. Thought to be taken from his death mask, it is quite... literal. It's interesting coming face to face with a figure from English history like this.







23 Aug 2011

I'm an idiot. When I wrote that yesterday was my father's 100th birthday I had in mind that it was FY 2012 because of a lot of out year planning I'm doing at work. In fact, it is still 2011. Since Dad was born in 1912, yesterday was his 99th birthday. Oops.

I mentioned yesterday that I found a neat Bartok string quartet on an Lp. I'd like to make a digital recording of it, and so put the Mac version of Audacity - the free audio software - on my wife's Mac Power Book for that very purpose. But I failed to take into account the innate superiority of the Mac over Windows based machines: the laptop doesn't have a 1/4" line in jack. I guess this gives me the opportunity to buy an innately superior Apple USB or Livewire line in adaptor. Would it have really been such an engineering challenge for Apple (in its much-lauded technical superiority) to provide a 1/4" line in jack of the sort that every Windows-based PC and laptop has? Seeing as how we paid a whole lot more for this laptop than for a similar Windows-based laptop? Or I suppose I can do it right and move my turntable to the PC and not use the Power Book at all.

Apple, Crapple. Why the Cupertino Koolaid-drinkers rave about these products is beyond me.

I have now seen all the "new" (post 2002) Top Gear episodes through the end of the recently broadcast Season 17, thanks to my son and his uncanny ability to find the episodes. It's the best show currently airing on television. I haven't seen an episode of the American Top Gear yet. I'm wondering why I'd bother. It seems like it would kind of be like watching an American version of the Avengers. Heresy, I calls it.

Last night I watched a two-fisted, Semper Fi, testosterone-drenched, leathernecked, kill-those-Japs movie about the United States Marine Corps, Gung Ho! (1943). Hot lead! Cold steel! Yankee guts! A pink theater marquee!

I guess when Tom Lehrer sang "Send the Marines" with this line, "We'll send them all we've got/John Wayne and Randolph Scott/Remember those exciting fighting scenes?/To the shores of Tripoli/But not to Mississippoli/What do we do? We send the Marines!" he must have been thinking about this film because Randolph Scott is in it.

The beginning of the film was shot at the San Diego Marine Corps Recruit Depot, where I spent a delightful three months in boot camp from October 1974 to January 1975. In fact, there's a great scene where Randolph Scott delivers a hum-dinger of a pep talk right in front of the Base Theater where, 31 years later, me and the rest of Platoon 1117 would be dismissed from recruit training. The cool thing about it was that Dad brought the venerable old 8mm Brownie movie camera, so I have a movie of the occasion. Semper Fi!

Last night I also fell asleep during a late period Rory Calhoun noir, The Big Caper (1957). I'm trying to make a point of seeing all the films titled in the pattern "The Big (Fill in the blank)" and so this one counts. Problem is, it's rather dull. And I made the mistake of trying to watch it while reclining on our excessively comfy feather-stuffed sofa. Zzzzzz. That sofa has no mercy. I suppose it would have helped had the film had more of the DAME HUNGRY KILLER COP GOES BERSERK! element to it, but no.

Autumn is definitely on the way; there was a decided nip in the air last night as I got out of the pool. BRRR. There may be some hot days left in the season in the Old Dominion, but the sustained blast furnace heat and drippy humidity of last month is a thing of the past.

Speaking of which, I did a little exploring in old articles from the Washington Post and discovered that when it comes to downright uncomfortable Civil War battle reenacting weather, First Bull Run (or First Manassas, if you prefer) holds top honors. YOW! I did the 1986 (125th anniversary) edition and it was plenty hot.

Another sign of Autumn: I ate my first Honeycrisp apple over the weekend. Mmmm.

It was four weeks ago that I got my shoulder surgery; my shoulder is doing fine. I go in for PT today - a lass moves my arm around to maintain flexibility. In another two weeks I begin exercises designed to rebuild muscle and a full range of motion. End of organ recital for today.









22 Aug 2011

If my father had been so genetically gifted so as to make it possible he'd be 100 years old today. But he died in 1983. There he is at left, a Brooklyn guy promoting a New York beer, Ruppert. Happy Birthday, Dad!

I had a nice weekend; yard sales, however, were sparse. I bought a little red VW Beetle Hot Wheels car for a future grandchild and two 5" x 7" frames for a new photo idea for the garage project.

Got some hammock time in. I mistakenly ordered a wider hammock than last time, which turns out to have been a good call. Cari can lie in the hammock next to me, once we carefully sort our balance out.

I puttered around some more in my library, arranging books by topic. (My first best skill is to organize.) I had the great idea of putting all the pop cultural books - Disneyland, the Beatles, cars, Sixties toys, baby boomer California, etc. - in the kid's basement bedroom, which freed up a lot of shelf space for me to use. I have a lot of music books, as well. I just keep finding them and they accumulate...

I read one of my music books over the weekend, an accessible work about 20th Century classical (concert) music I had somehow never gotten to. In it was an analysis of Bela Bartok's Fourth String Quartet (1927), which I found interesting. Say... don't I have an Lp of that? I did and listened to it a number of times. A fascinating work! And best of all, my Lp was like new: nice clean sides, a really sharp sound placement definition on the stereo image and a great performance. Movement IV is entirely pizzicato and features what is called the "Bartok pizzicato," a sharp percussive snapping of the string on the fingerboard. Check out this three minute video - this piece is interesting to watch performed. The Bartok pizzicati is at the 1:12 mark. Snap! Snap! If wonder if they do that with multi-million dollar Stradivarius instruments...

Even better, Movement III is an example of the celebrated Bartokian "Night Music," which I don't believe I have ever blogged about before. What is it? Well, forget about Mozart's Eine Kleine Nacht Musik - it's nothing like that. Every now and then Bartok wrote mysterious and eerie passages which sound lonely and somewhat ominous... you can hear bird calls (including, according to wikipedia, the call of the tufted titmouse!) and other creatures stirring in the dark. Quite evocative. Perhaps the best known example of this style is in part three of his Music for Strings, Percussion and Celesta. Stanley Kubrick, who always had a good ear for classical music adaptations for film, used it in The Shining to good effect. The problem with that, however, is that now, for most people, it becomes programmatic about a guy with murderous cabin fever instead of what Bartok intended. Bartok would NOT have approved any more than Stravinsky did when Walt Disney used his The Rite of Spring for a musical backdrop of dinosaurs tromping around.

I once read a book about Bela Bartok as a house guest, written by his hostess. He was without a doubt the House Guest from Hell. His hearing was intensely acute, and people had to sneak around the house being careful not to make any noise (Jean Sibelius also inflicted this upon his family). And then, of course, the muffled sounds of people skulking around would annoy Bartok. He was fascinated with the sounds of birds, frogs and other creatures in the woods, and would often take walks to collect sounds for future symphonic use. A cat once got itself stuck in a tree and Bartok was the only one who could hear it - this annoyed him so much that he demanded to know, "Can't any of you hear that poor cat mewing?" My wife and youngest daughter are like that - they can hear the paint dry. Thanks to musketry and rock music, I require higher volume levels...

We also grilled Saturday dinner at the pool, which was great. The pool is only open for another two weeks; we need to get our use of it before it shuts down. We may be there again tonight.

I also enjoyed another DVD's worth of episodes of The Shadow of the Tower (1972), about England's Henry VII. What a great series! The ones I watched were about the rise and fall of the pretender to the throne Perkin Warbeck. Only one DVD left to see, I am sorry to say.

Roll on, Monday.





19 Aug 2011

I was on a roll with old Disneyland memories from yesterday's "Yesterland" blog entry, so I wrote up some more based on discontinued rides and turned it into a proper Avocado Memories article, Disneyland/Yesterland. Be sure to check out the Frito Kid (shown at left).

Last night I watched an undistinguished late period (1960) film noir, Cage of Evil, starring Daniel Boone's later TV wife Patricia Blair as the blond femme fatale. She looked good as a Sixties vamp, she looked good - if a mite anachronistic - as a frontierswoman. It was okay, but by 1960 the whole corrupt cop/blond temptress/police procedural thing was clearly running out of steam.

I finished reading that book - The Fantastic Breed - about the 1745 Siege of Louisbourg, one of the great more or less unknown achievements in American military history. For the first time ever, American colonists from every region worked alongside British professionals in a major military effort, the investiture of Fort Louisbourg, which the French justifiably considered unwinnable. Due to luck and strategic French provisioning failures - they ran out of gunpowder - they had to surrender. But it was an amazing victory for the British colonists. Later on, when Benjamin Franklin was in Paris to drum up support for the emergent United States of America, he told the French, "The United States was born at Louisbourg." And so, perhaps, it was.

Sir William Pepperrell, commander of the American forces... what a stud. He's a great unknown American military genius like Colonel Benjamin Church, the colonial hero of King Phillip's War (1675-1676), or Maj. Robert Rogers, commander of Rogers' Rangers in the French and Indian War. Sure, everyone knows Ethan Allen, Ulysses S. Grant, Pershing, etc. But these pre-Revolutionary War American heroes should be better known!

Ethan made it back to Utah yesterday after driving for two long days and a half day. His dog was very excited to see him, jumping, running about and making whiny sounds, and followed him around all day. His wife was also pleased to see him again.

Last night I puttered around with my book collection again, gathering books of similar topics together on the shelves. I see I have a Beatles and a general music collection that is somewhat more substantial than I thought. I was thumbing though one of my unread music books - unread for a good reason: only a professional, serious musician can make sense of it. I can handle the usual descriptions of symphonic music I come across ("...a passage for brass in canon in D flat which serves as the transition for the scherzo movement, a lively march for woodwinds in 2/4 time..." ), but a detailed analysis of, say, a Schoenberg piece rife with academic terms is utterly beyond me. Okay, so there's an enharmonic sequence featuring augmented fourths and tritones leading to no sense of tonality or defined key. What do I make of that? It's kind of like knowing how to speak and write English and knowing how to thoroughly parse sentences and use linguistic terms like "velar nasal consonant phoneme." Do you need to know what a voiceless velar fricative sounds like? My brain hurts.

But as gormless and ignorant as I feel, I'm nowhere as mindless as the characters in a television show my wife was watching last night, wherein self-absorbed, arrogant bachelor millionaires of unrealistic expectations and limited social skills meet ditsy, uptalking, painted bachelorettes in an effort to find true love. (The bachelorettes are vetted by a team consisting of folks who look like they've dressed for Halloween.) What a thoroughly odd production. Millionaire Matchmaker - that's what it's called. Gak. It's a bit like watching one of those judge shows, or Jerry Springer. You don't go away feeling upbeat about the future course of the nation.

I generally tell singles that the best place to find a nice mate is at a church. It stands to reason, doesn't it? These are people who, at least superficially, want to reinforce a spiritual life, are on their best behavior and attempt to conform to the protocols of polite society. I met my nice wife via a church. But perhaps I'm way old-fashioned. Wait... no "perhaps" about it; I am. But it suits me.

Yard sales tomorrow, of course. Some time, when I finally get an iPhone, I'm going to arm myself with the latest in high-tech yard sale assistance, the iGarageSale App. No yard sale will go uninvestigated!

Have a great weekend...











18 Aug 2011

Well, here's something I didn't know until yesterday: When Disneyland first opened there was a ladies underwear store on Main St., featuring the "Wizard of Bras." (We're off to see the Wizard/The Wonderful Wizard of Bras...) Story here, on yesterland.com. It didn't last long, just six months. Uncle Walt may have been desperate for space-filling sights and attractions when Disneyland first opened, but as time went by and it became obvious Disneyland would be a success, I suspect he became a lot more discerning about content. (It's a fact that to this day Victoria's Secret doesn't have a Disneyland presence.)

I was a bit confused by the word "torsolette." Never heard of it. What's that? A quick check with google images showed me. Oh, so THAT'S what those are called.

In case you're not aware, yesterland.com is a website that's been up since the Nineties, depicting the various Disneyland attractions which have come and gone over the years. In terms of web site style, it remains, like my own websites, charmingly rooted in 1990's-era HTML. Every Southern Californian my age and younger has grown up regarding Disneyland as his own special playground, and I am no different. So I look around at yesterland.com every now and then, just to reawaken dormant braincells.

Skull Rock - I have vivid memories of this macabre sight as a little boy. I found it somewhat disquieting, despite its presence in a cheery theme park. Sure, I knew it was only a place in the Peter Pan movie. But I didn't want to sit around it and the sight of it at night bothered me. Lurid green eye sockets! And I was always somewhat creeped out in the Peter Pan ride when the galleon ride vehicle took a dip towards the little rock therein. What was far worse to me, however, was the nearby pirate ship which served as an outlet for Chicken of the Sea tuna sandwiches and pies. When it was hot - and it always seemed to be hot when I was in the park - the whole thing reeked of tuna, and the interior of the ship was unbearably close and smelly. P.U.!

The PeopleMover - One of my favorite rides wasn't a thrill ride at all. It was a leisurely stroll around Tomorrowland in a motorized cart. I liked the fact that you could look out at all the motion going on - the monorail, the subs, the Autopia cars, the people milling about - from an elevated, shady vantage point. I guess it appealed to my desire for eye candy. best of all, there was never a line - the thing kept moving and the load time was very quick. It was a pleasant way to spend sixteen minutes. When we first moved into our townhouse in Springfield in 1987 I read in the paper that there was a proposal to erect a PeopleMover-type transportation device at the Engineering Proving Ground area near our home to and from the Springfield Mall. "That would be cool!," thought I, recalling Disney's admirable theme park. Good thing it was never built. Nowadays it would be a means of transporting the members of the local chapter of the MS-13 gang in the derelict mall closer to our neighborhoods. Yikes!

Rocket Rods - What to put on the elevated PeopleMover track now that the PeopleMover is gone? Rocket Rods. The page states "Long wait. Short ride." and so it was. My friend Mike and I rode these at a visit to the park in August 1998. 75 minute wait time? Ha! It was more like two hours! And sure enough, the thing kept breaking down. In fact, we got two rides because the first was filled with long pauses for the system to restore itself. What a mess. No surprise they took it down. So now there's an unused track around Tomorrowland. Restore the PeopleMover!

The Carousel of Progress - Even when it was new in 1967 I accepted that it was an endearingly goofy and cliched attraction, the kind of thing you just sort of wince at. I can still hear the song in my head, "It's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow..." This show was full of the gushy gee whiz won't the future be great? optimism that has utterly disappeared from American life. And no wonder. From the show: Father: “Our television console is more than just a TV set. It has a built-in video tape recorder.” Mother: “Now we can record our favorite shows for viewing at a more convenient hour. And television programming is so much improved today.” Yeah, right. Maury Povich. Judge shows. Married With Children. Dumbed down brain-killing crap on hundreds of channels. The Carousel of Progress was replaced with Innoventions, which I visited in 2002. Horrible. No different than a visit to a Best Buy. I didn't pay $80 admission to visit a Best Buy.

Adventure Thru Inner Space - I liked this one because it was vibrant, well themed and dramatic. In my mind I can still hear Paul Frees, popular 1960's voice artist, fearfully wondering if he was about to get crushed by snowflake molecules, gasping at wonder at viewing the nucleus of the atom, passing through quakes and sub-atomic particles, etc. On one ride I also recall seeing the evidence that some oaf reached out of his car and stuck a Six Flags Over Texas bumper sticker onto one of the snowflakes. As if I needed another reason to resent Texans. Later on, I learned that this ride was the ultimate Disneyland make out environment for teens - but I failed to take advantage.

It's funny how my early experiences at Disneyland has shaped my perceptions of my world. I often think in terms of theming, rides, theatricality and maintenance when I visit restaurants, ride the Metro or go to other places. "That patch of weeds wouldn't be there if Disney ran this place," I found myself thinking yesterday at the Metro bus pad, for instance. Or last night at the pool, I looked disapprovingly at a hidden, malfunctioning fluorescent light. It's ruining the show.

I suspect my first and best career would have been a Disney Imagineer. Too bad I went in other directions...







17 Aug 2011

I am greatly enjoying watching the 1972 BBC TV series The Shadow of the Tower, about the first Tudor king, Henry VII (aka Henry Tudor). He is portrayed with great subtlety by actor James Maxwell (shown at left), who, as it turns out, is an American! (How did the BBC ever let an American portray an English king in a major production? The same way a British lass portrayed the very Southern Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With the Wind - they were right for the parts.)

Maxwell, as Henry, is sly, cunning, intelligent, wry and clever - by all the accounts I have read this matches the personality of the actual Henry VII. I find I am becoming interested in this king largely on the basis of Maxwell's excellent interpretation... I may have to find a biography at the library.

Up to this point I have always resented Henry Tudor for establishing his dynasty, the Tudors, in place of the one I really liked, the Plantagenets. But lately I find I am changing my opinions. I used to admire Henry V, Shakespeare's great warrior king. I no longer do - I am convinced he was a murderous, self-righteous brute. His son Henry VI was an uninteresting buffoon; now I find him sympathetic, thanks wholly to Peter Benson's wonderful portrayal in the BBC/Time Life trilogy. It seems that Henry VII is undergoing a reassessment.

James Maxwell, born in Massachusetts, spent most of his career in the U.K. and became a founding artistic director of a theatre in Manchester, the Royal Exchange. He died in 1995. Oddly, according to a British television show about ghosts, he haunts the Royal Exchange building!

I mentioned a difference of opinion my friend Mike and I had with the Burbank Historical Society concerning an old Burbank photograph. Turns out they were right and we were wrong, so I admitted it. The only thing for it is to be as graceful as possible (unaccustomed as I am).

Last night I started watching one of the great British films, This Happy Breed (1944), written and produced by Noel Coward and directed by one of my favorite directors, David Lean. It stars an actor I love to watch, the versatile Robert Newton, who just about steals every scene he's in. As Sikes in Oliver Twist he was a murderous brute, as Long John Silver he was a notably over the top comedic pirate. In Obsession he was suave, vindictive and deadly. But in This Happy Breed he portrays an entirely sympathetic and wise father figure - clearly, an actor with great dramatic range. Stanley Holloway, another fine British actor who specialized in character parts (he was Eliza Doolittle's father in My Fair Lady), is in it. Some of the best scenes are between Newton and Holloway, as two former soldiers of the Great War.

I saw Ethan off yesterday morning on his drive across the U.S. to Utah and his wife, his summer internship completed. He drove 800 miles on I-80, past Joliet, and apparently spent the night somewhere in Illinois sleeping in his car. Augh! I wish he wouldn't do that...

I did what I always do whenever a child leaves the yellow basement bedroom: dusted, vacuumed, tidied up and felt bereft. Not a good day, yesterday. But Ethan and his wife intend to live in Virginia once they're done with school - my daughter Julie and her husband intend this as well. I look forward to that day. My daughter Meredith, once married in October, may become an Army wife if her husband receives an active duty commission; no telling where they could go! (If it's Germany or Italy, we're visiting!)

Apropos of all that I made the great mistake of watching a few scenes from the film adaptation of Fiddler on the Roof last week. Most Depressing Film, Ever; that one really presses my buttons. Now I have "Sunrise, Sunset" in my head and am thinking of that scene at the pathetic little railway shelter where Tevye and his daughter Hodel discuss her leaving for Siberia to be with her prisoner husband. She sings "Far from the Home I Love." AUGH. Just put a bullet into my brain and end it now!









16 Aug 2011

No time for a proper blog entry. Ethan just drove off for Utah, I have a head cold and don't feel especially well and I have a physical therapy session in an hour.

I hate saying "goodbye" to my children.



15 Aug 2011

I have a head cold and am dragging. My son has one, too, and for this reason he delayed the start of his drive back to Utah for a day. Sitting behind the wheel all day while coughing and sneezing sounds like no fun.

The Burbank Historical Society is taking issue with Mike and I over a photo caption. See this photo - they claim it's the Burbank Community Hospital based on the fact that the hospital used this image on the front of a brochure entitled "Traditions and Tomorrows - Our 75th Anniversary Report." Does this look like a hospital to you? It doesn't to us. It looks like a residence, and we're fairly confident it's the home on Belaire and Amherst, as we state. I think Burbank Community Hospital used the photo not to illustrate the hospital, but as an olde-tymey illustration showing how things have changed in 75 years. Besides, we have an independent attribution of this photo to the Grangetto family.

Yard sales were okay. I got four CDs ($4) and a like-new pair of sand-colored military-issue boots ($10). They fit me perfectly! I don't often find size 13 footwear at yard sales.

I did something that was long overdue yesterday; in the tradition of Virginians like Washington and Jefferson, I sorted the books in my library more closely according to subject matter. (Turns out I have a lot of English History volumes!) In doing this I came across a curious book about King George's War (1744-1748), The Fantastic Breed by Leon Phillips. It describes the taking of the French fortress of Louisbourg in Canada. I never heard of King George's War or Fort Louisbourg, so this ought to be an interesting read.

What makes this book curious is that I didn't know we had it despite the fact that it's been on our shelves for nearly thirty years! It was one of my wife's books... but she has never read it. She got it when a teacher was giving away some library books - Cari was about eleven - and always kept it with her childhood books, which I have never really looked through until yesterday. So she's had it that long. The book was printed in 1968, so it must have been new.

Speaking of books, I stopped by an Alexandria thrift shop during lunch Friday and had a look through their books. I found one rugby book, which suggests that I might find another (as part of a collection donated to the store). Sure enough, I did, a great, large coffee table book by the IRB (International Rugby Board) entitled World in Union. Only $3 - cool! What was funny was that inside I found a 2001 Washington Post article about local rugby by Buzz McClain, one of my club's referees - ha ha!

We have a crew showing up at the house today to install a new furnace. The fan and squirrel cage on ours is acting up intermittently, apparently, which results in occasional failures of the air conditioning system. It's an 18 year old system - you normally only get about 15 years on these. So we're having a new higher efficiency two-stage system put in. Might as well - we'd have to do it to sell the house; we might as well enjoy the use of it ourselves.

I am happy to report that it's a Carrier system, built by the company founded by one of my personal heroes, Willis H. Carrier, father of modern air-conditioning systems.



12 Aug 2011

I tried watching a Netflix streaming video on Hollywood gangsters, but as it was nothing I haven't heard or read a hundred times before, I quit. Yes, Humphrey Bogart, Edward G. Robinson and James Cagney were the greatest film gangsters. I like them all, too. End of story.

Then I started watching a documentary about the Marquis de Lafayette, the "Lost Hero." "Lost?" Only to people who don't crack open a Revolutionary War history book from time to time. I am well aware of his contributions to the war effort. But I intend to finish this one; it's interesting. I didn't know, for instance, that he left his beautiful (and pregnant) wife to take up arms for the cause of freedom in America.

Today my Burbank friend Mike is taking his family to Knott's Berry Farm in Buena Park, CA. Knott's call themselves "America's First Theme Park," and I suppose they were. To me it was always an acceptable substitute to Disneyland - but definitely a second place kind of thing. Nothing beats Disneyland.

I have family photos of visits to Knott's extending back to when I was three or so. Like every other dad in Southern California, my dad had his photo taken with "Marilyn," the plaster dance hall girl seated on a park bench (September, 1960). Funny thing is, Marilyn has a faint resemblance to my own mother! I was last at Knott's with Mike in November 2008; I am sorry to say they stored Marilyn away so I couldn't see her. They do that every year to preserve her from potentially abusive teens attending the annual Knott's Scary Farm Halloween show. Hmf. Some people have no respect for a lady...

The other thing I fondly recall from the Knott's of my youth is the "Art Glow," one of the Knott son's collection of fluorescent rocks which glowed under ultraviolet light. I found that fascinating - now I know why. As an adult I realized I have a thing for colored lights and colors against a black background. (It's why I love fireworks.) Anyway, my son and I were at the Smithsonian Natural Museum last week; we stopped into the gem section. They have a mock-up of a mine there, with ultraviolet-lit fluorescent rocks on display. Whenever I'm there I always stand and smile, and think of Knott's and my childhood.

The Calico Mine Train was also a favorite. I am happy to state that it is still there - I rode it in 2008. It hasn't changed a bit, and reminds me of a similar (but much better executed) ride in the old Disneyland.

Note the wagon ride in the old time postcard above; I have 8mm home movies of my mother and I riding this in 1960. The last time I rode it, with Mike, they had to stop the wagon at a small hill and have us all disembark because the horses couldn't make it up the slight grade. Mike and I are not what one would call welterweights... either that or they need to retire poor old Dobbin.

The latest attraction at Knott's is something I wouldn't ride, the Windseeker. However, I greatly like the ride upon which it is based, a common suspended-swings theme park ride I call a "Cake."

Back story: When my daughter Julie was little, she called this type a ride a cake because, decorated with pastel hues, it looked like one, all frosted up. (You can see that, can't you?) She was heartbroken and cried the time we discovered she was just a hair too short and couldn't ride the full-sized cake at Busch Gardens or King's Dominion, I forget which. So she was held by Grandma while the rest of us rode the attraction, and had to be content to ride the little kid's cake. The next year, however, was triumphal: she was tall enough to ride the big cake. It was, I think, one of Julie's early childhood milestones.

Anyway, the Windseeker is a cake where the seats are 300 feet up. No thank you! I've always had a problem with heights that I managed to control all the time I was atop telephone poles working on lines while in the Marine Corps... it just doesn't strike me as recreational nowadays. The older I get, the less I like heights, it seems.

However, that being said, I like high, windy places, like a bluff where one can look out over the ocean, or a skyscraper with a great city view. Or the view from atop St. Paul's Cathedral, or the National Capitol. I guess the difference is how I perceive the solidity and stability of the ground underneath. Concrete floor: good. Slender cables or wobbly steel strut: bad.

This is Ethan's last weekend with us: today is his last day of work as an intern in D.C., and Monday he starts the drive back to Utah to be with his wife. I HATE saying goodbye to children. But... it's for the best. He needs to be back home with his wife and to finish college. I know she misses him greatly. And as they both plan to move back to Virginia after they finish school, it's only a matter of time before they return.

I hope there are more yard sales this Saturday morning than there were last Saturday... it would be nice for Ethan to find something cool. Have a great weekend!








11 Aug 2011

I am currently watching The Shadow of the Tower (1972), a pretty good BBC television miniseries about the Tudor King Henry VII (1457-1509). As a rule I do not like the Tudors; I much prefer the previous dynasty, the Plantagenets. I read a great four part series of books about them by Thomas B. Costain when I was a teen and I am related to them. I generally sigh whenever I have to wade through the bloody and depressing period of tyrant Henry VIII's rule - all those wives, the dissolution of the monasteries, the destruction of libraries and buildings, the incredible self-regard and trumped-up political executions... England's very own Reign of Terror. Phooey on Henry VIII!

I do not know a lot about tyrant Henry's father, Henry VII, and so I am watching these episodes. What I do know about him isn't especially attractive. Unlike his son who was bluff and hearty, Henry VII was cunning, reserved and a confirmed realist. I once read that whereas the Plantagenet kings strode straight ahead and battered down resistance, there was a crab-like sideways motion to Henry VII's dealings. I'm sure my mother would have reserved her worst adjective for him, "He's sneaky."

Henry Tudor was England's first Renaissance ruler - or, at any rate, England's very last medieval ruler. Or somewhere between the two things, perhaps. Thanks to the flourishing of the arts and the artistry of Pietro Torrigiano (see image at left), we have a far better idea of his true physical appearance than of any of his predecessors on the throne. The image of him that pops most frequently into my head, however, is the oft-shown portrait where he places his fingers on the inner border of a frame - how precious! - and gazes out at us meekly, like a friendly neighbor. "Why, hello. I'm Henry Tudor. Do you like the pink rose I'm holding? It symbolizes how I'm uniting the white rose of York with the red rose of Lancaster. Thanks." (Except I think the whole colored roses of the War of the Roses thing came about later, not during his reign.)

Henry Tudor gained a kingdom beset with Civil War, impoverished and reeling from military failures abroad (Joan of Arc's successful campaign in France against the English was just 26 years prior). The politics of who was the true king were very much disputed. To his credit, when his son Henry VIII gained the throne he inherited political stability, wealth and a well-governed realm from his father.

Getting back to the television series, it is interesting thus far. It's in the old understated British teleplay vernacular that the 1970's and 1980's Dr. Who episodes were written in: rather talky and low on action, but very literate with emphasis on character development. Pay attention and you'll learn a thing or two. Actually, I like that style. The casting is, as usual with British productions, excellent. James Maxwell, who portrays Henry Tudor, conveys his twisty, cunning, reserved, sideways thinking and behavior. The sets are not sumptuously dressed, but are somewhat better than the BBC/Time-Life Shakespeare series - I can deal with that. It's a long series - each DVD is about three hours and there are four DVDs - so we'll see if I last it out. A criticism of this series is that it is too staid and Maxwell's performance too reserved - but I think it suits this most cunning of monarchs quite well.

A rare 1975 book of Burbank history has come up in a current e-Bay auction. We've never seen it in any collections or seen it referred to, so it's new to us. The Burbank libraries don't seem to have a copy of it, which is odd. Mike plans to bid on it. He often comes into bidding contests with another fellow in town, so we'll see if he gets it. Just looking at a few of the pages is interesting, however. A photo of an old man on a horse that we were led to believe was Dr. David Burbank, town founder, is cited as being Oliver J. Stough - another prominent early Burbanker. Interesting.

I am now reading Lt. Lynn "Buck" Compton's Call of Duty. You may or may not recall that Buck Compton was one of the celebrated 101st Airborne soldiers of the "Band of Brothers," and a friend of Sgt. Malarkey, whose book I read last month. (I got both books at the same yard sale.) I suppose one could wade through the books of the entire unit - I know Dick Winters wrote one as well. Good stuff. What a generation of men... we shall not see their like again, I fear (with all due respect to the men fighting terrorist forces in Iraq and Afghanistan).

Another physical therapy session today; these are unremarkable and not painful. When the sling comes off in another three weeks the strength training begins.











10 Aug 2011

Yesterday I devoted nearly an entire blog entry to one song, King Crimson's Red. Check this out: A detailed musical analysis of the song. I am deeply impressed with the knowledge of musicology necessary to write an article like this, but I doubt if Crimson guitarist Robert Fripp got up one day and thought, "What if I introduced an A sharp/B flat tri-tone based piece with ascending octatonic scales, and then inserted a middle section with repeated D/Bb dyads over a sustained G in the bass/guitar? This will connect the previous section to the middle section. I can then set up a chord of G minor, which is a minor 3rd away from the 'E' center tonality." I don't believe rock musicians think like that. Classical composers, however, do.

I own a rather famous book entitled Twilight of the Gods: The Music of the Beatles, a very heavy-handed and dry musical dissertation of Beatles music by musicologist Wilfred Mellers. The same argument applies, except this time I know Lennon, McCartney and Harrison didn't think like that! McCartney was (in)famous for not knowing how to read music during the vast part of his career. The great majority of Beatles music was composed vocally, which is why so much of it is modal.

In a recent blog entry I mentioned reading a book about Civil War ghosts in Virginia. In it, I came across an interesting short story from 1932, The Soldiers Boy's Ghost. I liked it so much I put it here, in JonahWorld! Read it and see if you came to the same conclusion I did.

Netflix streaming!

The first is a truly wonderful Brit Noir I saw last night: The Blue Lamp (1950). A great British cast, a compelling story and utterly gorgeous black and white cinematography. The plot is sort of a British version of the American A Detective Story which came out the following year; in a nutshell, a day in the life of a Bobby. My favorite line: "We're going after the bastard who killed P.C. Dixon." This is the earliest British film, I think, to use the word "bastard"; when that line is uttered it has real impact - a real lesson to modern day filmmakers who feel compelled to scatter blood, explosions and swearing about. Less is more.

This flick has appeal for Londoners and those who love the city (I'm numbered in that group): the darkest, key-lit London streets at night, and great old 1940's cars careening around corners showing the city as it was in 1949... excellent. It took real guts to be a Bobby back then. Apparently, the tactic to take in an armed baddie was not to pull a gun on him, but to stare him in the eyes, walk at him and say, "Put the gun down." (This happens twice in the film.) Wow. Strongly recommended for noirheads and police film fans.

For some strange reason, I'm not sure why, I watched The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2000), a documentary about the famous eyeliner-addicted televangelist and her defrocked husband Jim Bakker. It is narrated by RuPaul, which should have tipped me off. Turns out the directors are both gay, and that Tammy is a gay icon of sorts. What is the attraction gay men have with divas and emotionally damaged women (Tammy Faye, Judy Garland)? I just don't get it. I guess it's that Tammy once co-hosted a show with a gay man and they consider her sympathetic... Anyway, it was entertaining but I could have done without it.

Ethan and I saw Exporting Raymond (2010), a funny documentary. It's about the creator of Everyone Loves Raymond traveling to Moscow to help develop a version of the show for Russian television. Needless to say, the cultural divide is wide, deep and hilarious. You don't have to be a fan of the source show to enjoy this - in fact, I've never seen an episode of it.

I also saw a documentary about classical violinist Isaac Stern's 1979 cultural trip to China. It was... okay. The best parts were not our future Chinese Overlords playing Mozart and Beethoven, but listening to Stern's instructions to young players. I suspect great musicians like Stern are also great humanists; he seems to be much possessed with what classical music writers often call "fellow feeling." He's a mensch, in other words. One part was interesting... after listening to an utterly fabulous six year-old pianist tearing up a grand piano, Stern observed that good Chinese musicians under the age of about ten were often world-class musicians, but that the musicians of seventeen into the twenties or so were not. Why? The Chinese interpreter gave the reason: The Cultural Revolution, a period when Western music was frowned upon. Ah, so.

I tried but couldn't get through a National Geographic Explorer documentary about a maximum security prison where all the cells are solitary confinement. It appears the NG producer doesn't like the idea, but then, he has never been a prison guard assaulted by an inmate, which is how those guys wind up there. My dad once told me that the difference between a liberal and a conservative New Yorker is that the liberal hasn't been mugged yet. At any rate, I stopped watching not because I disagreed with the viewpoints of the writers and producer, but because it was boring and repetitive.










9 Aug 2011

The subject today is RED - King Crimson Red. It's a song off their 1974 Lp Red; it's also one of the first records I bought when I got out of USMC boot camp. I loved it immediately. Over the decades I have been deafening myself with this piece more than any other. My kids know it as "That loud song without lyrics that Dad likes." I am happy to say that these days musicians have come to an agreement about its heavy metal rocking brilliance; it seems to be more played now than it was when it first came out.

When I was taking electric bass lessons I brought this song to my teacher: Show me how to play this. It's not hard - rather intuitive, actually. Most of the time the bass is playing octaves or thumping away on the E string. The tricky part is getting John Wetton's growly distorted tone just right and riding herd over the chord changes. I have never heard a bassist on any other version attempt to get this tone the way it is on the original recording. It's funny... my teacher listened to it and commented, "It doesn't seem to be in a major-minor key. Maybe it's modal. That introduction isn't in any scale I know. I bet I know how it was written (pantomiming a person taking a deep drag off a joint.)" Ha ha!

There are a number of versions I would like to call to your
attention.

The original version - This is the one that's on the the 1974 King Crimson album, all professionally mixed with various overdubs. Wonderful. The part of my hearing loss not caused by musket fire can be attributed to Fripp, Wetton, Bruford, an additional 100 watt power amp installed to a cassette player in a 1974 VW Bug and this very recording.

Remixed trio version - from the original session. It's missing the layered guitars and the other effects. But, golly, it's raw and it works. Listen to the drummer... this one is just loud, bright and fierce.

Live version with Adrian Belew - When King Crimson acquired the services of Adrian Belew, they got a guitarist of considerable energy and abandon who is not content to let notes sustain without some kind of melodic invention or effect. Tony Levin plays his usual fluid bass, but I prefer the plodding boominess of Wetton's original line.

45 RPM, but at same pitch version - If you consume a lot of caffeine, you might prefer this one.

Twelve year-old Asian girl drummer version - Meet Sara. Okay, so she's slightly off-beat sometimes. But you have to admire her physicality and sense of commitment. She is a ninja on a pink drum set.

8 bit version - Yes, an 8 bit version. One commenter on youtube wrote, "Damn, you know a song holds up when the midi file rocks just as much as the original." I agree.

Red Unplugged - You might think that a song like Red requires a lot of amplification, but no. This is a creative version of this song - note the tuba and the decidedly odd middle section - performed by an Asian ensemble before the world's most inert and listless audience.

Great song. Love it, love it, love it.

A friend at church gave me a promotional 150th anniversary of the battle of First Bull Run newspaper printed by Prince William County, VA or the city of Manassas - I'm not sure. It featured a Bradford Exchange "Echoes of Glory" Robert E. Lee Cuckoo Clock. (Photo one, photo two.) You can always tell when a Civil War anniversary ending in a "0" or a "5" is comes up - this kind of crap starts appearing.












8 Aug 2011

I know I just came back from one, but I'd really like to be on a vacation right now. August is like that.

My first physical therapy session was Friday. These are easy - it's passive work for me. The therapist manipulates my arm around. This goes on for another month... at the six weeks-after-surgery mark the stitched tendon is considered ready for use and I start doing strength building exercises. Then it begins hurting. Anyway, I now go twice a week.

No yard sales worth noting on Saturday. However, I did see the Breeder's "Last Splash" CD for sale again. This makes it about the fifth time I've seen that particular CD at a yard sale. I bought my copy at one about fifteen years ago. Good album. It's funny how it keeps appearing.

We finally got rid of the ants who were making our lives miserable at home. Cari concocted a sugar and boric acid treat for them (recipe found on the Internet) which, we suppose, created genocide upon the ant colony. "Here, my Queen, we bring you sweets for the sweet." (She tastes it) "ARRGAAHH! You fools! We're doomed!"

I watched my all-time favorite Civil War film over the weekend: the 1951 John Huston-directed Red Badge of Courage starring Audie Murphy and Bill Mauldin. Sure, the uniforms and drill aren't authentic - but so what? I've never seen a better adaptation of the book that is so perfectly cast and directed. I love that film.

I also saw a decent adaptation of Tom Brown's Schooldays yesterday, a famous and influential literary work. This version was an American film from 1940; it was good, but the gold standard is the 1951 British production starring John Howard Davies and the amazing Robert Newton. That's the best one. Before there was Hogwarts, there was Rugby School and Tom Brown.

Ethan and I visited a Hyundai dealership on Saturday, just to look at the upscale cars. There's the Genesis, for about $43,000 and the Equus for about $65,000. The Equus has features way above any I'd want or need. (A small refrigerator in the back seat?) I'd possibly consider a Genesis, but in my worldview, $43,000 is just too much to pay for a car.

We also visited the Guitar Center in Fairfax. Ethan liked a Gibson Explorer connected to an amp with its own pre-set tube distortion voicing; it makes anyone sound better than they are. Whenever I step in the Guitar Center I feel immediately intimidated. The D.J. section has a lot of incomprehensible equipment. Also, a chat with an employee established that while they do sell Lp record turntables and cartridges, the one I'd want for simply listening to vinyl records is one I'd have to order elsewhere. The ones they sell are for "scratching," a daft activity. While there we saw Captain America's bar stool.

We visited the Smithsonian yesterday, where I got a look at a Civil War draft selection barrel. The American Civil War was lethal; a much higher percentage of men who took part became casualties than in wars afterwards. I bet there was considerable apprehension regarding which names came out of that barrel!

By the way, I maintain a "Drop Box" on my Picasa photo album. It's for the oddball photos I take with my cell phone, which I then caption. Check it out.

That's for today. Sigh, Monday.



5 Aug 2011

Well, hell. I saw the shoulder surgeon yesterday. The sutures were removed and I'm apparently doing well. Despite the fact that my shoulder doesn't hurt, however, he says I still need to wear the sling for another month. He said that just because it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean I can't still re-tear the tendon. And I'm not allowed to swim for another three weeks - I can't get the incision wet, it still hasn't entirely healed. There goes most of the remainder of summer. Unless I figure out a way of making a water-resistant seal and don't entirely go under the water... hmmmm...

Longtime readers of this blog will remember Video Vault ("Guaranteed Worst Movies in Town!"), my hangout in Alexandria. Cari called it "Eccentricity Central." Before it lamentably shut down in April 2010 the owner, Jim, recommended a fearsomely bad film: Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2008). I tried watching this masterpiece via Netflix streaming last night. I got through about the first ten minutes and realized that this is one of those films that is best seen in fast forward mode - if at all. Indeed, one IMDb review states, "It takes 45 minutes until the actual plot begins to develop. By this time, the majority of viewers have fallen asleep or have taken their own lives." Correct! I don't need to add much more than this, except perhaps to guide you to the IMDb quotes section, which pretty much say it all about the bizarre dialogue.

The primary fun with Birdemic are the birds themselves, which appear superimposed upon the filmed action as if they were haltingly computer animated. Birds hover without moving their wings, and move as if mouse-directed, as if they're graphic elements on a PC. They really are something to witness. For a minute or two, then you move on. Quickly. What's good about the film? From the same IMDb reviewer: "Thank god for Whitney Moore in lingerie. The only believable thing about this movie was that she got a job at Victoria's Secret."

I also attempted to watch James Ellroy: Feast of Death (2001), a documentary about the potty-mouthed crime novel writer and his obsession with murder cases. I got about halfway through and gave up. The problem is James Ellroy, a unlikably arrogant, foul-mouthed boor. The production begins with his anecdote about receiving a complement about the quality of the film L.A. Confidential from a grandmotherly-type lady. (For the record, I didn't care for it.) Ellroy thanks her and asks if she read his novel, upon which it is based. The lady admits, no, she hadn't. Ellroy then demands to know, "Then what good the f--- are you to me?" He tells this tale as if it was something to be proud of, or as if people exist to serve him in some fashion. Later on, at a dinner a police detective credits Ellroy as a writer who has compassion for crime victims. Sorry... I'm not buying it. I see a little man with a shriveled spirit.

The pity is that this documentary is about Los Angeles and old crime cases, specifically the murder of Ellroy's mother and the celebrated case of the Black Dahlia. Ellroy and a detective are also seen in Dallas, where JFK was shot. As a film noir buff this is material I'd have a natural interest in. There's one sequence where Ellroy is in a nighttime run in a police cruiser - he's palsy with detectives, who give him an honorary LAPD badge of his own - while the cop illuminates houses by a car-mounted spotlight beam. Excuse me? Driving around neighborhoods shining intense light into people's homes for the purpose of a documentary? This ain't right.

The one sequence I enjoyed was the exterior look at the modern home that now sits in the 1947 vacant lot where the Black Dahlia's dismembered body was discovered... brrr. Imagine living there. Speaking of the Black Dahlia, that's another neo-noir (2006) I didn't like based on an Ellroy novel. I'm seeing a pattern...

I am now reading Civil War Ghosts of Virginia by L.B. Taylor, Jr. I have his similar ghost book about Fredericksburg. It appears that a bunch of places I have visited, including the Cedar Creek battlefield were we reenact every year, are supposedly haunted. Couldn't prove it by me. I would, however, like to check out the Ghost Light at Cohoke Crossing, near West Point, VA. That one looks repeatable; lots of people have seen it. Probably swamp gas or some other kind of bio-luminescence.

I keep thinking about last month's visit to Disneyland, all the fun we had, and the castle, in the Anaheim park called the Sleeping Beauty Castle. I read somewhere that one can spend a night in quarters within, but got it wrong - it's in the castle in the Florida park, called the Cinderella Castle, which is more than twice as tall. How cool! What fun that would be!

The weekend looms - have a good one!





4 Aug 2011

I watched an entertaining film last night, The Beast aka The Beast of War (1988), an American film about a Russian tank lost in Afghanistan during their war there in 1981. Needless to say, there were a lot of vengeful Afghans following the tank around with an RPG, seeking revenge for family members killed by cannon fire and squished by the tank treads. The film was okay. My problem with it was that it seemed way too American; I would have been happier were this a Russian film, starring real Russians, as in the gritty and hard-hitting Soviet war film 9th Company (2005). The tank crew looked and sounded like a group of L.A. surfers, not Soviets. And I won't go into the other errors, such as a Russian tank crew using U.S. tank commands - incorrectly...

I posted some Burbank stuff to Burbankia. I like the photo of Mike and I giving the slide presentation; that was a lot of fun. Mike does Part II by himself this Saturday - I hope it goes as well and is as well attended as the Part I we did, but I'm sure it will be. Mike is a very enthusiastic speaker on the subject of Burbank history.

When I was in California last month, the day after Disneyland we took a drive south to Del Mar, the beach community where Bing Crosby and others established a horse racing track. When my Dad was alive, every August we'd drive down there to spend a few days for him to play the horses. I'm pretty sure I've blogged about my own personal Reflection Spot there - a place on the bluffs where Del Mar Heights Road turns into 4th Street in town and meets the sea. (Photos start here.)

Cari and I were talking about retirement communities the other night - I'm eleven years away from it (I hope). A friend told us about how Huntsville, Alabama has been cited as a good place for retirees to live. Alabama... eh. It seems a lot of our Mormon friends head to Utah. Good government, low home prices - it seems to be a good safety net place. We can almost certainly find a decent small home or condo there. It all depends upon where our kids end up, of course, but I've had it in my head that I'd like to retire somewhere around Virginia Beach, Newport News, Norfolk, Yorktown, Williamsburg or Jamestown -still in Virginia, but somewhere down there. It's a major cultural area with a city nearby (my wife and I are suburbans at heart), and there's all sorts of history and D.C. and Northern Virginia are only a day's trip away. Most importantly, it's close to a beach. I'd very much like to retire near a beach if I can manage it. Beaches are good places for looking out to the horizon and pondering what came before, where you are now and what comes next. I've been doing that at my Del Mar Reflection Spot on and off since 1972.

Why am I blogging about retirement? Because my federal employer, in his kindness, is providing me with a two day mid career pre-retirement seminar ("training") at the end of this month and my thoughts have sort of been turned to that direction. I've been encouraged to round up paperwork to see where I'll be financially in eleven years time, when Social (In)Security becomes full rate for me at age 66 and four months. (Assuming, of course, that Social Security doesn't financially collapse and that age is maintained in legislation.) That's 27 April, 2022 - but who's counting? I'm having such a ball with my career.

My boss said that in another five years I join an exclusive class of federal employees, the "retirement eligibles." I'll have reached my minimum retirement age (54) and have my thirty years in service. At that point, if I want, I can tell him or anyone else where to go using United States Marine Corps developed phraseology and declare I'm leaving that day, stride out, and start the paperwork. I'm too Christian to ever do that, do of course, but it's nice to know that I could if I wanted. Empowerment, ya know?

Today I see the surgeon at 3 PM - he removes the sutures (I can go into the pool again!) and gives me further instructions. I'm going to ask him how necessary the sling is. I can get along fine without it - there is no pain. There's some stiffness and my shoulder feels a bit "full" - and there are places I cannot yet move my arm - but the physical therapy I begin tomorrow will remedy that over time. So far this process is nowhere as bad as people were telling me it would be. But I have yet to have my first PT session with my Drill Thrall. I wonder if she'll have bumpetts like Angelique Pettijohn (pictured above)?




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