30 Oct 2009

My head is reeling; too much to think about and do.

As I mentioned yesterday a web site I maintain, rugbyfootball.com, has come under attack by nasty and persistent viruses I'm trying to get rid of. In fact, I see three different javascripts getting loaded, one of them making a call to a website with an Iranian domain name. I went though and cleared all the infected .html files yesterday, but I see it's back today. What a pain!

The other malicious javascript makes a call to a Brazilian website address, and the other is puzzling - it makes a call to a website named for an old Afro-Cuban jazz musician.

Also and most importantly... my wife in Utah reports that her mother cannot last long - a few days, perhaps. So there's that. She asked about a Mario Lanza song that her mother used to like, "Guardian Angels (Around My Bed)," possibly for the funeral. As it turns out it was co-written by none other than Harpo Marx! Here he is performing it. The lyrics are worth repeating; they are charming in an old-fashioned way:

Guardian angels around my bed
Joining me in my prayers
They hush the shadows when they dance about
They shoo away the bears


Guardian angels to comfort me
If I wake in the night
They gather all my dreams
Their halos are my light
They dry my tears


If I should weep
They tuck me in
They rouse me from my sleep


Guardian angels around my bed
Standing by till I rise
There's one with shining wings
that holds my hand
And shows me paradise

On that I shall close. Have a nice weekend...


29 Oct 2009

I am now back at work, my vacation ended sooner than I would want.

:(

Yesterday we made the drive back from Sandbridge, stopping along the way at Fort Monroe (which I showed to Cari), Williamsburg (she wanted to stop at a Lenox outlet) and Richmond. The photos of Richmond start HERE. (All of the Sandbridge vacation photos - 108 in total - are here.) I wanted to stop and get an ice cream at the famous Doumar's in Norfolk, but screwed that up. A long delay as a result of an accident made it impossible to backtrack to get through the bridge to town, so we headed north. Perhaps next time...

The Richmond Capitol building has especially good statues of George Washington and Robert E. Lee (pictured above). Naturally, I took photos.

We had a great time! If the Five Families do this again next year, and I'm guessing we will, we agreed that Bluewater is the house to rent. I already miss the ocean. I liked being on the deck late at night, looking out towards the water and wondering what it would be like being out there, surrounded by nothing but miles and miles of water. How lonely, how dangerous. But I sometimes think that if I had another optional life to live, I'd like to try a career in the Navy, living on board a ship, visiting various ports of call. (Yeah, Don, I know - long periods of boredom punctuated by periods of interest and or/terror.)

My wife will be leaving for Utah later today to be with her mother, who is terminally ill and presently receiving hospice care at home. It appears that we'll be attending a funeral in the next week or so.

I must go; I have a ton of work to catch up on.

Also, some fiend got a virus onto rugbyfootball.com again; it appears that every .html file has a new javascript on it. GAK. It's going to take hours to clear that. (Fortunately this time I don't see it on my wesclark.com files.)

I've written this before, but I dearly hope there's an especially hot place in hell for the people who script trojans and viruses!


28 Oct 2009

Today we bid a sad adieu to Bluewater, our rented beach house in Sandbridge. It was fun and I really, really enjoyed our visit to the Mariners' Museum in Newport News yesterday. Wow... what a collection of stuff! WELL worth a visit.

Photos here.

But it's time to drive back home. I hope to stop at the famous Doumar's in Norfolk for some ice cream, and then to Carytown in Richmond for lunch and general fooling around. Then back to Springfield.

I liked Norfolk... it's kind of a mix of Baltimore and Richmond. Perhaps we'll retire there someday...


27 Oct 2009

Posted photos from yesterday's trip to Fortress Monroe, here.

Today or tomorrow I hope to do the National Mariner's Museum and/or a tour of the Naval Station Norfolk.

Sandbridge, VA, where we're staying, is a mildly interesting place. According to the wikipedia article, the resident to tourist ratio is 1:5. I believe it. This time of the year the place is rather empty (I love it). No crowds at all. It's too cold to go into the ocean but who cares? It's nice to just be near it, to smell and hear it...

We drove around looking at the houses... seems like everybody feels compelled to name their beach houses. If I owned one I'd have to come up with something unique and wry.


26 Oct 2009

Posted some more photos here; we visited Cape Henry and a couple of the lighthouses there.

We've been here before, back around 1998 or so, but I never got to the Cape Henry Memorial area for some reason. There are a few interesting things there.

Sadly, Cari's mother took a turn for the worse and is ailing badly. It looks like we'll have to cut our vacation short so that she can fly out to Utah for a couple of weeks. So no visit to Charleston, SC. When we're done with the beach rental on Wednesday, we'll drive back home.

Today me and one of the FF dads (the others are golfing) are going to visit old Fortress Monroe, near Hampton Roads. Never been there; it ought to be cool.


25 Oct 2009

While hanging out at the beach I've been reading the classic 1949 post-apocalyptic novel "Earth Abides"; it is excellent.

More captioned photos here



24 Oct 2009

Posted some photos here; this place is awesome!


23 Oct 2009

I spent some time researching piano actions in an attempt to figure out why some keys on my instrument do not play well. I have a spinet drop action in mine, but it's still unclear to me what's not happening. Never mind... the tuner comes by on the 2nd. I'll find out from him!

I am still struggling with the Schein Allemande. I had the right hand pattern memorized within an hour or so, but synchronizing that to the left hand notes is taking me hours. I am almost there... I can't play it consistently well and there are hesitations, but every now and then I fumble through it accurately. It's going to be a good little demonstration piece when I have it learned.

What's really neat is when I shut down my brain a bit and just let what pianists call "finger memory" take over - that is, not consciously follow along with the notes on the page. Just play. It's a bit like that scene in Star Wars where Obi Wan Kenobi's disembodied voice tells Luke Skywalker to shut off the weapons controls and fire manually.

There's a scene from the Natalie Wood film Brainstorm (1983) where she is able to transfer the experience of playing a piece on the piano to her husband, who does not play. I recall thinking when I saw it, wouldn't it be great to have a short cut like that available!

Right now I enjoy piano practice; I feel like my time is being profitably spent. That's a wonderful feeling - one of life's great pleasures, in fact. I use the harpsichord voicing on my electronic keyboard when I play the Allemande - it sounds cool. I feel like Trelane in that old Star Trek episode.

(Speaking of Trelane, I note that some Trekkies think that he is a member of the Q Continuum. Remember Q, that nearly omnipotent being that put Jean-Luc Picard and the crew of the Enterprise on trial? I always thought he was an interesting character. You would think that with the mission of the Enterprise being to seek out new life forms, Picard would welcome Q's visits and an opportunity to learn about a major galactic or inter-galactic race. But no. Rather than seeing the visits as a great opportunity he regards them as a nuisance and wants Q to simply go away. I've always thought the writers were violating a major premise of the show, there.)

I heard on the radio this morning that another Sixties personality died - Soupy Sales. I never cared for him much; even as a kid I disliked slapstick. He had a television show that I'd watch before school when I was little, but I liked Pinky Lee better. (See image above.)

Pinky Lee wasn't as well known as Soupy. He was a bit more over the top in appearance. But the first time I saw Pee-Wee Herman I realized right away that he was channeling Pinky Lee. Back in the mid-Eighties I tried explaining this to my kids without the Internet... okay, see, Ethan and Julie? Follow the link. Pee-Wee ripped off Pinky Lee. Rubens probably remembers him as a child as I did.

Tonight my bride and I go on vacation - we're headed to the beach and points south for a week. It's a Five Families thing. We're renting Bluewater in Sandbridge, near Virginia Beach. Then Cari and I drive to Charleston and perhaps Savannah to see the sights. There may not be updates here or I may do what I did in August when I went to Utah - post captioned photos to my Picasa web album.

Take care, Gentle Readers, and have a great weekend!


22 Oct 2009

Earlier in the week I mulled over including a recording of my all-time favorite soldier song, "How Stands the Glass Around?" Here it is, performed a capella by the Druids from an exceptional 1971 Lp that somehow hasn't been reproduced on CD. I love this tune's mournful and archaic quality... I do a pretty good job with it as well, with my Heldenbaritone.

Somebody sent me this and scared the hell out of me.

Based on an earlier blog about reenacting, a reader named Anthony asked how we reenactors determine how we take hits, i.e. who gets killed? We get that question all the time. Consider, first of all, that if you've driven 17 hours from, say, Colorado, to take part you aren't going to take a hit in the first five minutes of the battle. Usually taking hits is pretty much an optional, if-you-want-to kind of thing.

For instance, at Cedar Creek a guy in front of me was getting fed up with the fact that we and the Rebs were blazing away at one another across about 100 yards to no apparent effect. So he told us, sotto voce, "Stand by; I'll be taking a hit soon." After the next Reb volley he cried out, flung his arms in the air and made some pretty horrible screams, flailing about on the ground and ripping at his sack coat as if to uncover a gut wound. Very theatrical. Perhaps the same urge that causes people to trod the boards for the local theatre company causes them to take hits at reenactments.

I recall, about twenty years ago, one event organizer proposed a system to steadily distribute hits across a company based on slips of paper being handed out, but nothing came of it. Too bad. In general, when the battle is winding down the company commander says, "We're almost finished here. Start taking hits, guys." So when you start seeing reenactors fall like wheat stalks before the scythe - as if the opposing side suddenly discovered marksmanship - it's about time to pack the folding chair back to the car. Hope that helps, Anthony.

Me and the Anglo-Saxon Moving Crew (Clark, Gates, Olsen and Smith) picked up my piano last night and transported it to my home. As it's only a spinet and not a concert grand, it wasn't too heavy for four guys. When I got it placed I took off the covers and vacuumed it out. In addition to a tuning I suspect it may need some repairs/replacement of some parts in a few key actions. I can see how the hammer isn't striking the string correctly but I can't see why it isn't. I shall be advised by the piano tuner when he arrives. It may be a matter of adjustment rather than replacement.

And, finally, I note the recent passing of composer Vic Mizzy. Those of us who grew up in the Sixties remember him for three works: the theme from "The Addams Family" (where he elevated finger snaps to the level of a musical instrument), the immortal theme to "Green Acres" (the guitar riff and bass harmonica are great) and the spooky organ music to the Don Knotts comedy "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" (1966). He famously said that those Addams finger snaps bought him a mansion in Bel-Air.

The news stories, however, do not credit him with what I think was one of his most memorable themes, for the William Castle horror/suspense film "The Night Walker" (1964). (You can just barely hear it here.) That film scared the crap out of me when I was eight.

The music Mizzy wrote for the film is characteristic of his style: a guitar plays a steady riff (the formal term is ostinato) with the melodic line - a decending series of notes - played on a harpsichord. Funny thing is, I saw that film only once, in 1964, when it was released. When I finally saw it again in about 2000 on a videotape I was able to hum Mizzy's theme music almost note for note - 36 years later!

R.I.P. Vic Mizzy.


21 Oct 2009

DRAT!

Drat, drat, drat! You know that web hoax I mentioned yesterday, the guy with the face - "Have you dreamed this man?" Last night he appeared in a dream of mine! Drat! I am SO disappointed in myself. What is far creepier than thisman, however, is the entity who appeared in my dream with him: Bullethead. But perhaps I should explain.

My wife does Jazzercise, and so we get Jazzercise catalogs for clothing, water bottles, etc. - about one every two hours or so. Really, we could bury ourselves in them. The person my wife tells me is the founder of Jazzercise is a blonde who insists upon modeling the clothing and who arranges her hair so that it comes to a point at the top of her head (see left) - hence my nickname, "Bullethead."

Whenever we get a catalog and I complain about her my wife insists that she's really 105 or so and is in really good shape for her age. Fine. But does she have to shape her head into a minie ball and employ that fixed, glassy-eyed stare and mannequin smile? (It never varies in any photo.)

So, last night Bullethead and thisman appeared in a dream of mine. I forgot the gist of the dream - thank goodness - but I think they were married or something.

(NOTE: Wikipedia tells me the disconcerting entity I call Bullethead is really Judi Sheppard Missett. As for the Jazzercise catalog, I'd like to Missett.)

(ANOTHER NOTE: My son did some domain name research on the thisman website. It's owned by Italians. "Founded in Italy in 2003 guerrigliamarketing.it, is an advertising agency that uses non-conventional communication techniques, like the creation of fictitious events or campaigns reaching the limits of legality..." etc.)

As if Bullethead and thisman weren't disturbing enough for one morning, my son also alerted me to this youtube video. There is considerable commentary as to what it could all mean. My contribution: "You're all wrong. If Hal Roach, the creator of the Little Rascals and Our Gang comedies, had access to color film stock and had dropped acid, it might look like this. Even down to the kid in the little sailor suit."

Piano lesson was cool last night; I wowed my teacher with my utter and complete mastery of Praetorius' little German dance.

Well, not really. At first I played a passage of it as a waltz, then I remembered that it was in common time and fixed it. And I didn't play the dynamics, as my borrowed electronic keyboard doesn't have soft and loud pedals. So now I have another assignment - an Allemande by Johann Hermann Schein (1586-1630) in the key of G. As easy as the key of C is, it's nice to play things with some sharps and flats. I was happy to note that last night, at the keyboard for about 40 minutes before going to bed, I was able to memorize the right hand portion of it. Now I just need to add in the left hand accompaniment.

I don't care much for Renaissance music - to listen to. Playing it, however, is a different matter. The simplicity and cleverness of the style is now beginning to appeal to me.

Okay, now I know I'm old. The American Girls say so. In addition to Jazzercise catalogs we also get American Girls catalogs - you know, the historically-themed dolls - because we had daughters and bought them dolls.

Normally the dolls were confined to what I'd call real historical eras: Revolutionary War times, the Civil War, the early 20th century, the Depression, World War II, etc. But the latest historically-themed doll is little Julie Albright (tm), who lives in that far-away year 1974. The year I graduated from high school.

So there it is, a new metric for age: If you're old enough to have an American Girls doll placed during some era in which you lived, you're old.

I can't continue. This has been a trying morning.

20 Oct 2009

I was browsing around on youtube last night when I came across this oddity: Lyle Waggoner's screen test for Batman (1966). I think he makes a far more convincing Bruce Wayne than did Adam West. (The Adam West screen test is here.) He's less campy and affected, too. And I like the higher-voiced Robin; he seems to be more obviously a teen. I also like the slightly different bat-cowl. Too bad they didn't go that way.

I remember the night the show premiered... I was ten. On one hand I was intrigued, on the other hand badly disappointed that they played the whole thing for laughs. What was worse was that the writers of the comic book Batman felt that they had to tie in to the television Batman; it took years for them to fix things after that. I think Adam West was the worst thing to happen to Batman.

We picked up our wood for our hardwood floors project yesterday - that's what I'll be spending many hours with from now until... whenever I finish. We plan to put down flooring in a living room, a hall, a dining room, an office/bedroom and two closets. Ought to be "fun" (that is, fun with apostrophes) like the crown molding project was earlier this year. Photos will be posted at the appropriate times.

I think there ought to be a merit badge program for adults: raising kids, crown molding, hardwood floors, plumbing, auto mechanics.

I gave Reb Killer - my Civil War musket - a once-in-a-decade cleaning yesterday. (A dirty, smelly cleaning job is the inevitable result of firing it.) Actually, it may have been fifteen years or so since I took it apart so thoroughly. My garage and hands smelled like linseed oil.

It's funny. There are far, far cleaner and more cared-for muskets out there on the field, but few of them fire as reliably as ol' Reb Killer. When we were getting ready to march out onto the field we did the usual safety inspection and misfire test. It seemed that about 25% of the muskets in my company wouldn't fire in the rain and drizzle. As usual, I had no problems with mine. I'm always amused by watching guys laboriously cleaning out their muskets after the battle. I never bother.

Good ol' Reb Killer.

If you grew up in the Sixties you probably recall That Girl. Well, here's This Man. No, I've never seen him in my dreams, either. I wonder if this is the beginning of some Internet ad campaign for some upcoming movie. As far as hoaxes go, it's a good one, however... I can't say as I know of any films with a man appearing in the dreams of many people. (However, in Stephen King's The Stand an old black woman appears in common dreams - but that's not quite the same thing.)


19 Oct 2009

I attended the Cedar Creek reenactment over the weekend. Well, that is, I attended it on Saturday. The weather forecast was for rainy, bitter and cold conditions all week, so me and my pards Chris and Don arrived Saturday morning, got more or less rained upon all day and left Saturday night. By the evening I was growing tired, wet and miserable and just couldnt see an evening sitting around a campfire getting drizzled or rained upon.

I'm kind of sorry we did that, now, but, hey, no sense in second-guessing decisions. My son, during a cell phone conversation, described the event as a "ditcher," a new term I plan to use.

PHOTOS HERE.

Mainstream reenacting is getting a lot farbier than it was back in the Eighties. One unit in our company looked awful. One guy wore modern glasses and there were two unconvincing female musketmen (one of whom wore makeup). Sheesh.

The Kenner Car-Plane. I had one of these when I was a kid; it was really cool, as I recall. It was attached to a car window and hung outside when the car was in motion! Can you imagine the corporate lawyers at Kenner allowing that these days? I liked the tube with the "air speed" indicator. AS the car went faster the ball went up in the tube.

Elsewhere on youtube, a band called Mappamundi performs my all-time soldier favorite song, "How Stands the Glass Around?" This is not the best version of the tune, but I am at least gratified to see it exists somewhere on youtube. Perhaps I'll upload the better Druids version of the song later this week for you to listen to.

Last night I played my Praetorius piano song just fine repeatedly at 100 beats/minute and, just for fun, stepped up the metronome to see how fast I could play it. At about 155 bpm my left hand started screwing up the little run of eighth notes. Clearly, my left hand isn't as facile as my right. Perhaps I need some warm up exercises... but it's fun to see what the physical difference is between moderato and allegro.

Busy week this week. We have to pick up the wood for our new flooring project - which I plan to install myself in three rooms, a hallway and two closets - and I have to move my piano into the house.


16 Oct 2009

Earlier this week I mentioned being assigned a little dance by Praetorius to work on; last night I discovered a valuable ally in learning to play it correctly: a metronome. The music comes with a CD demonstrating how the pieces should sound. Fine... that's helpful for hearing when I'm missing playing a note.

The problem, however, is that the performer isn't keeping to the tempo indications of the music. There's a run of eighth notes that the player blisters through. Playing with the metronome is more paced - and easier!

So, last night at 11:30 PM I was playing through the piece relentlessly over and over until I could play it properly note-for-note at the 100 beats per minute indicated tempo. Hooray for me.

However, whenever I start to feel good about my developing abilities I stumble across something like this: a child prodigy blasting through a Bartok Mikrokosmos piece. Mercy.

Bela Bartok wrote Mikrokosmos as a collection for his children to learn; I'd like to learn some of the pieces someday. The pieces get progressively harder. I've heard the lower numbered ones - they appear easy. The higher numbered ones require virtuosic technique.

One major milestone for me will be when I can play Erik Satie's Gymnopedie #1. (You have heard this before.) I bought the music for it back in 1973 but never learned it. It will be a major check-that-box occasion for me when I can finally play it.

I am now watching season 5 of Top Gear; I have now seen all of seasons 6, 7, 8, 10, 11 and 12. It's a great TV show, but I have noticed some annoyances. For one thing, there is a pronounced bias toward British cars. That's understandable - the show is British, after all - but I have yet to see a British car that hasn't spent considerable time in the garage requiring repair. This is unmentioned. And likewise, the new offerings by Renault, Peugeot and Citroen are enthusiastically mentioned, without consumer warnings.

They once did a viewer survey of the best and worst cars; 56,000 owners submitted results. Can you guess which cars placed in the lowest categories? One clue: they all speak French. Eight out of the lowest ten. And the ones at top? Seven of the top ten are Japanese.

What's really getting tiresome, however, is the constant slagging off of American cars. Yes, yes, I will agree, that it's a rare GM product that can match a Honda, but I'd really like to introduce those smug presenters to the thrill (and terror) of taking a 5,200 pound 1960's Lincoln Continental at speed around corners in upper Burbank at night with angry twentysomething males in close pursuit. I am convinced there's nothing like it in the U.K.

And, come on. Watch "Cops." Can one of those chase scenes be even remotely matched by the London police chasing a criminal around in a geeky diesel Vauxhall?

God Bless America.

(Vauxhall has a cool logo, though... I'll give them that. The British always do well with heraldry.)

There will be much weeping in the Clark household this weekend as I leave my poor bride to march in the ranks of the Army of the Potomac; the Battle of Cedar Creek is this weekend and I'll be taking part with my pards Chris and Don. Photos Monday, probably.

Did I say "weeping?" That's not quite right. Indifference and some resentment is probably more accurate... tomorrow is my wife's birthday. And I'll also be blowing off church on Sunday.

I am VERY bad.

But don't follow my selfish example. You people have a good weekend.


15 Oct 2009

I was playing around with the wikipedia random article feature the other day when I came across the entry for "death metal" (an especially noisy variety of rock music). It contained this amusing section, listing all the sub-genres of death metal. Let's imagine a conversation between two fans...

Fan #1: I wuz listening to Disembowlment's new CD yesterday. It's kewl. I love death/doom.

Fan #2: Nahhh, that sucks. Blackened metal is better than death/doom. Have you heard Impaled Nazerene's new tracks?

Fan #1: No. Is it as good as Cattle Decapitation's last goregrind CD?

Fan #2: Dunno. Haven't heard it. My sister likes that Scandinavian death metal... if I hear another Dark Tranquillity song I'm gonna puke.

Fan #1: Really. Let's go to 7-11 for Slurpees and then listen to some Salt the Wound; I'm in the mood for some deathcore and X-Box.

Sometimes you can't script weirdness to match reality. It reminds me of the hilarious Saturday Night Live skit featuring Azreal Abyss and his goth friend, trying hard to bring the culture of darkness, death and doom to South Florida via cable access.

When he was in middle school my son thought this skit was hilarious, and asked for a Goth Talk tee-shirt. For some reason Mom really wasn't willing to give in on this one (the tee shirt looked too Satanic, perhaps), and so it became a bargaining item. I forget what the deal was, however. I think it was clean your room and allow us to put up a border with pine cones on it (Mom wanted a north woods theme in his room) and we'll buy you the shirt. The deal was struck and up went the pine cones, but for some odd reason my son never wore the tee-shirt. We may still have it stuck away in a box somewhere.

Where did we buy the tee shirt? The local Hot Topic mall store, of course - purveyors of institutionalized goth and corporate individuality. I recalled the place smelled like weird plastic or vinyl and the staff invariably looked as freaky as possible.

Last year I read a little book from the library; I think it was entitled "An Introduction to Goth," or some such thing. It was quite funny - the writer took a somewhat satirical stance about the culture. The only part I can recall, however, was a Goth dance move. (I didn't know Goths danced at parties - I figured they stuck to the corners of the room and scowled at everyone else.) It was called "Loving the Bat." It went something like this: Grab the bat - Embrace the bat - Love the bat - Throw the bat on the floor - Pick up the bat - Free the bat - Grab the bat, etc.

I will grant Goth one thing: at least it's a literate or semi-literate movement. People are reading Poe and H.P. Lovecraft. The video gamer culture seems totally illiterate.


14 Oct 2009

We watched "Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte" (1964) last night, a late career vehicle for Bette Davis. It sucked. The plot's surprises were apparent to me from the beginning and there were unnecessary and lame horror film-style scenes in it that really didn't fit.

I had a rather shambolic piano lesson last night; I arrived late from something else I was involved in and it was hard to mentally switch gears. (The older I get, the more I have to take time to focus on the task at hand.)

My teacher got me a new book with melodies that she's hoping I don't know - which is an attempt to keep me from playing "by ear." (That is, not playing by what's written down on the music but rather by how I know the melody goes.) I have an assignment to learn a little German tune by a composer of the early Renaissance named Michael Praetorius. I don't know this melody; I think I'll like it once I learn it.

It's kind of frustrating, playing a greatly simplified version of a melody I know. I want to play it accurately, with all the notes. But, of course, that's not the point of the lesson.

The thing that caused me to arrive late to my lesson? It was a public library performance by a storyteller about "the Mystery of Bunnyman Bridge." I brought my mp3 docking player and, afterwards, played back my interviews with the folks who actually encountered the Bunny Man back in October 1970. She and her husband enjoyed it.

(Who is the Bunny Man? I blogged about him last year. And that's all I plan to write about him this year!)

I am continuing to enjoy "The Maestro Myth" by Norman Lebrecht. It's full of interesting and sometimes catty quotes and quips. For instance, here's one by Igor Stravinsky about the beloved American conductor and mentor Serge Koussevitsky (who gave Leonard Bernstein his start). Obviously, Stravinsky wasn't impressed with Koussevitsky's musicianship.

Lebrecht takes an entire chapter to thoroughly savage Herbert von Karajan - as well he should. (I had at him myself last year.) I didn't realize, however, what an egocentric and dictatorial creep Von Karajan really was.

Annnnnd... I finished my Robert Greenberg lectures on Robert and Clara Schumann. What a sad story. They had eight kids, a number of whom died while very young. Robert Schumann died insane and Clara survived him by forty years. Despite an unconsummated love interest with Johannes Brahms, she never remarried.

Those Romantics (sigh).


13 Oct 2009

Geez, almost of middle of October already. Where is this month flying to?

I had a great day yesterday seeing the Civil War sights in Culpeper (one "p") County. My wife had to work, my pard Chris wasn't available, so it was just me.

I love Virginia, and one of my favorite things to do here is to see the historically significant and cultural sights I haven't yet seen. PHOTOS HERE. (Who's that fellow at left? He's poor Billy Magun, explained in the photo collection.) This is truly a wonderful state for the history buff - so much to see and do...

I also like blasting down country roads in the convertible with the top down. Yesterday was chilly - 55 degrees most of the time - but running the heater and seat warmer works fine for that.

I am now reading "The Maestro Myth," a lively book built on the entertaining premise that the famous orchestral conductors were mostly artistic frauds, self-serving egotists and/or perverts.


12 Oct 2009

No blog today! (Columbus Day is a holiday for Federal employees.) Surf the web instead.


9 Oct 2009

My daughter sent me this funny link to a 1965 Bollywood musical number.

Speaking of youtube, my son edited and posted a fifteen minute black and white silent video for me on youtube: "A Day in the Life of a Confederate Soldier" (1965). I now have to inform the Civil War reenacting world via the usual channels (forums, my own website, blogs, word of mouth).

Part One, Part Two.

It's notable because it's a very early production by an authentic unit, as reenactors term "authentic" these days. That is, rather than wear blue jeans and shoot M1 carbines for events, which was a common practice during the centennial years (1961-1965), the 2nd North Carolina hand made their own uniforms with wool and tried to match as closely as they could the actual look of the Confederate soldier. This is now common practice.

I got a videotape of this production from Ross Kimmel, a centennial reenactor whom I interviewed for an article I was writing about the word origin of the term "farb." His account led to his sending me his centennial reenacting memoirs, which I published on JonahWorld. I was gratified to see that it's not just an account of reenacting in the early days, but has literary merit as the story of a very young man who was led to a hobby and came into his own as he grew up. It's a good read, in other words. It was subsequently run in the Camp Chase Gazette, a national publication for Civil War reenactors.

My reenacting pard Don sent me this link: Maryland - Civil War soldier’s remains head to N.Y. Small world... I know K.C. Kirkman, one of the Park Service employees serving as a pallbearer. I used to do reenacting with him when I was a college student in Utah. Photo of the two of us above. I didn't know he was working at Antietam...

I am now reading James M. McPherson's "Abraham Lincoln," a good if very thin biography about the Great Emancipator.

Last night, after Scouts, I played around with the church's Kawai grand piano on the stand... my goodness, what volume and tone! I didn't even open the top and it was loud. Tomorrow my wife and I are going to look at a spinet a lady in our neighborhood is selling for $200. It's probably a good learner piano but I'm not sure that's what I want yet. It's a Cable-Nelson from the Sixties; she's had it since she was a girl. I'm thinking I should hold off on an acoustic piano until I can really play one, then splurge and get a proper upright, with a full sound board.

Professor Robert Greenberg did a topical diversion on the subject of pianos during one of his lectures - unsurprisingly, he's an advocate of buying a proper grand piano. An acoustic instrument of traditional, time-honored build with wood, felt, iron and soul. If and when my playing ever becomes grand I'll consider it. Have you ever priced a grand paino? $20,000 and up. (And yes, I know about craigslist - that's how I learned about the spinet.)

Speaking of Greenberg, I am now enjoying his lecture series on the life and music of Robert Shumann. Did you know he was bisexual?

Have a great weekend!


8 Oct 2009

I'm on the hunt for a student piano. I have one prospect available for free (!) via craigslist that I'm investigating. It's a spinet; I'd prefer an upright or even a grand, but, hey, I'm strongly driven by economy right now.

It occurs to me that the problem with an acoustic (aka real) piano is the possibility of driving my poor wife crazy with my repeated erroneous playing of troublesome passages. With the borrowed electronic keyboard I'm using now, I can turn down the volume, or even wear headphones. She claims that she can just retire to another room while I'm practicing, but I'd hate to hammer out my musical shortcomings and strident dischords throughout the home. Oh, well... with practice there perhaps won't be quite as many strident dischords.

I am now reading "Grendel," by John Gardner - a retelling of the Beowulf epic through the eyes of its beastly and murderous antagonist. It is excellent. I also like the book cover art. At first I thought it was by Marshall Arisman (whom I have blogged about before), but no.

Much of Marshall Arisman's art deals with eerie distortions. It's troubling; not pleasant to look at. Arisman claims to see auras around people and I suppose that this informs and influences his art.

It's funny... in that book about the Greeks I was reading earlier this week, much was made of the kouros, or the statue of the young man, who represented to the Greeks youth, vigor, masculinity and ideal form. Thomas Cahill echoed other writers when he supposed that the kouros was the Greeks telling the world - and future civilizations - this is the best we have.

Are Marshall Arisman's tortured forms truly representative of modern man? (And, perhaps, specifically modern American man?) I would hate to be judged against, say, the image above as our 21st century kouros.

But no, of course not. For every wretched prison inmate, modern brute or 21st C. Grendel there are many, many good people. We too often become fixated on the repellent.

A quote by Will Durant seems relevant: "Civilization is a stream with banks. The stream is sometimes filled with blood from people killing, stealing, shouting and doing things historians usually record, while on the banks, unnoticed, people build homes, make love, raise children, sing songs and write poetry. The story of civilization is what happened on the banks. Historians are pessimists because they ignore the banks for the river."

I like to think of the banks as being the domain of the genealogists.

Speaking of genealogy, I am trying again, after a fashion. Trying again at what? The great, nagging, unsolved mystery of my life's work: Who was my great-great-great-grandfather Clark? I've printed out a list of all the Burlington County, New Jersey Clarks in the 1850 and 1860 census records, looking for likely candidates based on guesses about age. It's rather pathetic, really, but I'm running out of new ideas. I keep hoping that somehow if I view the data differently some new avenue of research will pop into my head.

Wesley H. Clark (b. circa 1818, died 1888), is my second great-grandfather. I know quite a lot about his descendents and, because of YDNA testing, his fifth great-grandfather or so, Gabriel Clark, born all the way back in about 1630 in Yorkshire, England. What I don't know are the identities of Wesley's parents, siblings, aunts, uncles or cousins. If I can get any of that I can possibly link everyone together - one big happy family.

I can't describe how maddening this is to me... I sometimes feel like Captain Ahab obsessing over Moby Dick.


7 Oct 2009

I watched two polar opposites in war films last night: The Red Badge of Courage (1951), a depiction of how war ennobles earnest young farm boys in a rural society and ultimately enables them to find their manhood, and the nihilistic Platoon (1986), a depiction of war as a corrupting and cynical experience, where patriotism and love of country are merely punch lines to unfunny jokes.

Okay... I didn't watch all of Platoon. I don't bother with Oliver Stone films any more. His free and easy approach to historical fact - not to mention his obvious political slant - made him lose all credibility with me. In fact, I'm going to throw out my Platoon VHS to make way for some better work.

When it comes to Vietnam films, my favorite is perhaps the least authentic and the most metaphorical: Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now (1979). Have you noticed that it shares something in common with "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn?" At the root of the story, it's an episodic trip down the river. Perhaps that's what makes it work for me.

When I was about eight years old I recall playing on a backyard teeter-totter with my friend Jimmy. (It was probably just a long board on a wooden crate fulcrum.) As usual, we had concocted some wildly creative storyline about making a journey through the galaxy to arrive at some destination, and had drawn instrumentation on the board with crayons to further the illusion. I distinctly remember that I kept adding light years to the trip in order to delay arriving at the destination. ("Oh no! We've been hit by meteors and are now lost in space. It will take us another five years to arrive!") Even then I understood that the interest was in the trip, not the destination.

That's what makes Huckleberry Finn such a great book. The interest isn't in the chapters before he heads down the Mississippi on a raft nor is it when he arrives and meets Tom Sawyer again (in fact, the last chapters are often seen as weak by critics) - it's in the journey downriver.

Needless to say, this can be seen to be a metaphor for life itself.

When it comes to Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn, I have often wondered if Mark Twain ever considered what they might have done during the Civil War. The date most often assumed for the action of the stories is about 1839; you can also assume Tom and Huck were about eleven or twelve. That means they would have been in their mid-thirties in 1861. While this is certainly over the average age for infantry soldiers, it's still feasible that they could have taken part. (Especially if they were Confederates.)

But after all he experienced on his trip down the river, and after his epiphany while praying and realizing, after all, that he wanted freedom for his slave friend Jim, is it possible that Huck Finn could have ever been a Confederate? I think not. With Tom Sawyer's love of adventure perhaps Twain could have written a book about Tom being a Reb (a more adventuresome army, perhaps) with Huck being a Yank.

But no. Mark Twain understood that Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn belonged to the world of boyhood, not adult war. As tempting as it is to put them into the setting of The Red Badge of Courage, it would have done a disservice to the characters.

Twain wrote two more novels about Tom and Huck, "Tom Sawyer Abroad" and "Tom Sawyer, Detective." I have read them - they are nowhere as good as the original works. It is best that Twain stopped there.


6 Oct 2009

I found an interesting new blog to follow: Los Angeles Past. (Well, it's interesting if you're from Los Angeles.) Burbank, where I'm from, is actually the suburbs, but I had enough experience with L.A. to know what the writer means when he mentions Fort Moore, the Richfield Building or City Hall, etc.

On Fridays Mom used to take me to the Sears outlet on Soho street. It was in their basement, and there were always toys and games that were marked for some reason as "seconds." I never noticed a difference. I loved going there.

Occasionally we'd go to Clifton's, a cafeteria on Broadway, downtown. Clifton's was unique... opened in the depths of the Depression in the 1930's, their policy was - and still is - "Dine free unless delighted." The thing that really grabbed me, however, was the interior decor. It was designed to look like you were in the middle of a great redwood forest, complete with a full moon peeking from behind the trees. It's what we would today call a "themed restaurant." (I have a short section about Clifton's here - scroll to the bottom of the page.)

There was even a little Chapel in the Wood where one could sit, view a redwoods diorama and hear a recorded "Parable of the Redwoods." A nice example of 1930's pop culture.

I am happy to report that Clifton's still exists, and still looks like it did when I was a kid. In fact, I ate there last time I was in L.A. What isn't the same, however, is the surrounding area, which is filled with Spanish-speaking businesses.

For decades, sections of downtown L.A. were known to be off-limits unless you wanted to be mugged, stabbed, robbed or shot. However, middle class young professionals have started to move back into the city, into buildings converted into condos and lofts. I was stunned - last time I was there I saw a young white woman walking by herself down Broadway at night, unmolested.

I think I first realized my interest in film noir from those nighttime trips into downtown L.A. It's a bad practice to quote yourself, but forgive me, I must, from my Web Noir site:

I remember one night-time trip into downtown Los Angeles with my mom; I was 11 or 12. For some reason we wound up driving down a skid-row district, in and out of light and darkness from streetlights, looking for our destination. (I think it was Clifton's Cafeteria on South Broadway.) I remember thinking that it was a good thing we were in a car with the doors locked. But on the other hand, I got a crazy sort of buzz out of the experience as well - that it would be cool to be out walking the streets, in and out of those shadows. It was an odd mental conflict between safety and danger. To this day I can't find myself in a major city at night without feeling the same way. And the best films restore that fascination to me. Anyway, we parked in a public lot and had to walk down a dark alleyway to get to where we were going, and it suddenly dawned on me that I was in a frame from an old Batman comic book, or from one of those black-and-white crime dramas that played on the late night movies on TV. And it was so cool.

Years later, as an adult, I was walking around on the streets of Philadelphia one evening with a couple of Civil War reenacting friends, taking in some historical sites. The thing I remember best of all, however, was one friend (especially well-versed in film noir) saying, "Hey, watch this!" He then ran desperately off down an alley. He noisily careened off a trash can and threw himself back up against a dirty brick wall, arms spread out, a panicked expression on his face. He looked at us as if we were gunmen and cried, "No. Don't. I'll get the money. Gimme another chance!" We all laughed, instantly recognizing a scene played out in many crime dramas. I had reenacted many a Civil War and Revolutionary War battle, but this was the first time I had ever viewed a film noir reenactment.


I still have to smile when I think of that.

I'm about halfway through "Sailing the Wine Dark Sea - Why the Greeks Matter" by Thomas Cahill. It's good, but I've never read a work about classical Greece with so many f-words.


5 Oct 2009

What great October weather we had over the weekend... hammock weather!

Yard sale loot: I bought a Talking Heads CD ($1), a CD of 1960's hits ($1), a small book about Abraham Lincoln by James McPherson ($1), a book about ghosts in Charleston, SC ($1 - we're going there later this month), and a pair of weatherproof Bose speakers for $5 (!) - they work fine and sound great.

I also bought a stack of cards - "Not Your Mother's Dinner Party!" - with conversational questions on them; I plan to bring these to our Five Families beach house stay in Sandbridge (near Virginia Beach) later this month. They include things like, "If you could book time during the Super Bowl, what would you advertise?" and "Is public nudity beautiful or inappropriate?" It's funny... I found these in the bottom of a box and asked the lady, "How much do you want for these?" She looked me in the eye and with a serious face said, "A dollar. They were were really expensive." I said, "Will you take fifty cents?" "Sure," she replied. Sale!

I also bought a pair of goofy inflatable electric guitars for the next white elephant exchange. Those were 25 cents.

The other highlight was demonstrating my VW's convertible top to a German lady who was holding a yard sale with her husband. "How clever! What a cunning design," she said. I withheld verbalizing the wisecracks in my head about the difficulty we had in defeating the Germans in World War II. Yes, they are a clever and cunning race of unusually industrial people...

I also received the usual compliments about my car from female yard sale propriators. It's usually along the lines of, "I like your car!" or, "If you trade in the car you can have all this stuff!" I have learned that a red VW Beetle convertible with a tan top is a major middle-aged woman magnet.

I tore into my electric garage door opener on Saturday; it's been giving me problems with annoying halts on the way down and up. Most of the time it takes a whack on the side of the unit to get it working again. (This is the remedy for about 95% of the problems I find with electromechanical devices, by the way: hit them.) When I got into the works I found the problem - a plastic differential case cracked, probably causing problems with a motor sensor. I judged it not repairable and dismantled the whole unit. I now have to open that garage door by hand - poor me - until I buy a replacement unit.

I got nearly eleven years out of thing, which isn't bad, except I was at a yard sale Saturday and saw a working Sears model in one guy's garage that looked like it was built in the 1970's. (It was harvest gold.) I bet it had a metal differential case, not a plastic one... this fellow was selling a nude on black velvet that he bought in Tijuana, which I encouraged him to hang up in the garage. It sort of went with the harvest gold garage door opener.

You know those Teaching Company classical music lectures by Professor Robert Greenberg I'm always writing about? I sent the company a letter asking if my wife and I could sit in during the next taping (whenever that is). I notice that there is often a small audience for these - you can hear them laughing during some of Greenberg's funnier cracks. The company films in Chantilly, so it's only a hop, skip and a jump away from where we live in Springfield. I hope I get a reply.

I am now reading "Sailing the Wine Dark Sea - Why the Greeks Matter" by Thomas Cahill. Matter? I should say they do - they provide most of the underpinning to Western intellectual thought. I also read and enjoyed Cahill's "How the Irish Saved Civilization," so I have high expectations for this book.


2 Oct 2009

Our last "B" is a twofer, Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi (or Lugosi Bela in the Hungarian style).

Karloff, actually William Henry Pratt, is an actor I have always liked and a class act in real life. Did you know he played rugby and cricket? I have it on no less an authority than his daughter Sarah, with whom I exchanged e-mails some years ago. She wrote, "I know my father adored cricket and was a member of the Hollywood Cricket team. He played both rugby and cricket in school in England at Enfield and at Uppingham ... I know my father was one of the founders of the Hollywood Cricket Club and played on the team with Sir Aubrey Smith. He may have played on the rugby team too, but I don't think he had a hand in starting it.”

I followed up on this; Tony Spinella, the historian of the Southern California Rugby Football Union wrote me, “The SCRFU was formed in 1937. The articles of formation have 'Boris Karloff' on them."

Karloff also had Anna Leonowens as a grand-aunt. You know, Anna of "Anna and the King of Siam" - "The King and I" Anna. That Anna.

Bela Lugosi's acting career and his sad last years are fairly well-known. Most people aren't aware that in 1909 he portrayed Jesus Christ in a passion play. Photos here. Somewhat jarring, no?

And if you haven't seen Tim Burton's Ed Wood, I recommend that as well. Martin Landau got a well-deserved Oscar for his sympathetic role as Bela Lugosi.

Lugosi and Karloff appeared together a number of times in movies, but one stand-out is The Black Cat, an excellent 1934 horror film which I highly recommend. In this film Karloff is the bad guy, Lugosi the (tragic) hero. The revenge scene is creepy - Lugosi skins Karloff alive!

The director was Edgar Ulmer, who also directed one of film noir's most representative films, "Detour."

Lugosi and Karloff also appeared together on a 1963 monsters wallet I had as a kid. You know what? If I had one today - as childish as it is - I would use it. It would go with my Roy Rogers penknife...

I am now reading James Michener's "The Bridges at Toko-Ri," a yard sale paperback. I like early Michener, before his books got to be lengthy, all-encompassing history tomes. ("Tales of the South Pacific" is excellent.) I'm only on page 27, but his account of carrier operations off the coast of Korea is gripping.

Have a great weekend!


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